PPhil
How would you feel if I came into your room and suddenly started throwing chalk around?
I'd be devastated. (said in a deadpan manner)
“Courting Disaster” · Season 1
In this episode: Will Smith (1), Carlton Banks (1), Hilary Banks (1), Phil (1)
CCartwell
I was under the assumption...
CCoach
Ah. You made an assumption. Now, you should never make an assumption, because you'll be an 'ass' and the 'ump' will 'shun' you.
Hey, Hilary. Did Dad mention me during the game?
Yeah, he did say "Shut up, that's my kid you're talking about!"
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