I can't believe we're stuck in this motel for another night! Nothing exciting has ever happened in a D.C. hotel!
Didn't Marion Barry get caught smoking crack at a D.C. hotel?
Okay, yeah, but besides that.
Didn't Reagan get shot at a D.C. hotel?
Besides that.
Watergate happened at a hotel, I know that.
I know, I know.
And didn't Eliot Spitzer--
[cutting him off] Okay, whatever! The point is we need to go out and find a party.
Hey, guys, I got the idea. We need to go out to find a party!
Yo, Oliver's right. There are so many bummed spots out there where I can get the crowd jumpin' with my demo! There's a fat beat on top of it, I'm going like [beatboxing], then I'd do, "Federline! Federline! JOONES!" It's hot, y'all. Peace.
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