[In the mercado, Hector is still growling grumpily about Grandpa Danny]
Que grandpa? I'm Bobby and Ronnie Anne's grandpa, not him. That bobo's always showing up to steal the spotlight!
That's the famous Grandpa Danny? I don’t get it. Take away his cash, his looks, and his bike. What do you have left?
[Hector takes a concha from the dessert plate and throws it at Sergio]
You're just as cool as that guy. Whoa! Is he doing hand-stand push ups?
I called this truce to say we're not sure this prank thing is working out.
Nice try, Ronnie Anne, pranking me into thinking it's over. Pssh! I see you.
Sid, I'm serious. You have some great ideas, but you can't expect to be prank master in a day. It takes time and you're... kinda sorta...
[squawks] Wrecking the Prankaversary!
LRLincoln & Ronnie Anne
[aghast] Sergio!
Maybe you can practice and join the next year.
Yeah, totally. I was sick of pranking anyway. I just didn't want to bail on you guys. But since you're cool, I think I'll head to the zoo. [takes her box of pranks and leaves]
Couldn't have hurt worse than getting pummeled by mangoes.
Good point. Well, guess it's back to the prank war.
That was not a sufficient break. [hears Adelaide and the marmosets whistling from an underground tunnel] Do I hear whistling?
[Cut to Adelaide and the marmosets whistling while tunneling during their escape plan, but only to be blocked by a Gala sign post...]
Well, I don't think I can fit past this, but you guys should be able to. Go on ahead.
[dancing] Sancho's having a rager!
Another party. At this hour? Ay, I could never live with a pajaro like Sancho.
He can't help it. He's a wild animal. Don't wait up! [pushes a button on his radio, but screams as the radio pushes him through the door, leaving a parrot-shaped mark]
[Sergio is in the kitchen, loading an amount of food on a wheelbarrow, and is startled in alarm to see Hector]
That's a lot of comida, Sergio. You better eat it all, otherwise, you're wasting money. [fiercely] My money!
[chuckles nervously while sweating] Don't worry. Got two stomachs. [squawks in shock to see Sancho appearing in his sight and jumps into the trash can; mutters and mimes at him to get out of there, only for Sancho to wave cheekily at him]
[flaps his wings frantically] Oh, uh, nothing. Look, not a penny wasted. [quickly stuffs a load of food in his mouth, while looking back and forth at Sancho eating food crumbs from under the oven and spaghetti stripes from in the sink; lays on his back with a bloated stomach]
Wow. You can fit so much food in your belly. I'm jealous. [walks out of the kitchen]
[groans] Mi estómago. [Sancho comes out from under the sink doors and hops out of the kitchen] Sancho? Hey! [lets out an enormous belch, shrinking his stomach back to normal size] Get back here! [shoves Sancho back into Ronnie Anne's room] Not cool. You're gonna get me in trouble! [walks to the TV to give it to him] Just sit and watch TV. [turns back and see Sancho has already disappeared; facepalms himself, groaning; whispering while finding him] Sancho? Where are you?! [hears Sancho in the bathroom, finds him playing in the toilet, closes the door; Sancho picks up and brushes his back with the toilet brush; trying to pull him out of the toilet] Sancho, not time for a toilet bath! [Sancho brushes his head with the brush, cooing playfully]
[opens the bathroom door, seeing Sergio on the toilet seat, reading a newspaper at the moment] Ay! Perdon, Sergio.
[Sancho is heard splashing and groaning aggressively from beneath, making Sergio sweat and uncomfortable]
[flinching and cringing in disgust] Okay, I'll be right outside! [rushes out and closes the bathroom door]
[Sancho pops up directly below Sergio, springing him up]
[annoyed with anger] Sancho! [pulls him out of the toilet, only to slip and fall in it; Sancho flushes the toilet as he struggles to get out and spins down, pushes his way out by losing his feathers on the lower half of his body, making Sancho burst out laughing; walks out of the bathroom, informing Rosa, waiting outside] All yours!
[spots Sergio's shaved lower half as he walks away] Ooh!
[drags Sancho back into Ronnie Anne's room again, tosses him to the window; losing his temper] THAT'S IT! YOU'RE OUT!
Why?! You don't listen! [pokes his face repeatedly] Can't follow rules. Bet you did poop on that statue! [Sancho coos crossly in protest] Yeah, I said it. Want my help? Here, wear this hat. [puts a red cap on Sancho's head] Nobody will recognize you. Good luck. [kicks Sancho out and closes the window and blinds; flies into the living room, holding a box of crackers in his arm, and sits on the couch next to Lalo, laying on the carpet chewing on a frisbee] Finally, some me time. [munches on some crackers, takes out the remote, and changes the channel]
[On the news report, Marcus has captured Sancho, trapped in a cage, and taken him to the animal pound with the other pigeons]
JSJim Sparkletooth
Breaking news, the last pigeon has been caught and taken to the pound. Authorities say he was wearing a hat as a disguise. Did he really think that would work? Talk about a bird-brained idea.
[Sergio groans; In a courtroom case of his imagination, Marcus is threatening Sancho]
MMarcus
[banging a gavel] I hereby sentence you to 15 years in the pound! [drops Sancho down through a trap door]
[Flores Park; Lalo tosses the frisbee into the air and Sergio misses the catch as it gets into the tree]
I got it! [flies up to the tree, gets the frisbee, and finds a nest that’s also sitting there; remorseful] Aww, Sancho and I always woke up there after parties. [groans] Wonder where Sancho's sleeping now. [In his imagination, Sancho is in his jail cell, scratching down the number of days with words entitled, "Days in Pound because of Sergio" on the wall and hugs his pillow, feeling completely lonely; jumps down from the tree] Oh. Park is boring. [throws the frisbee away] Let's go somewhere else. [rides on Lalo out of the park to a dumpster across the street] Oh, Sancho and I used to eat here all the time. [squawks sadly] Wonder what he's eating now. [In his second imagination, Marcus serves Sancho a bowl with only one celery and Sancho sobs; Little later, he and Lalo exit the pizzeria restaurant carrying a pizza box and walk to a TV store; On TV, two pigeons are seen arguing; fully upset] Aw, our favorite TV show. I wonder what Sancho is watching right now. [In his third imagination, Sancho is watching from a broken TV program of two bored pigeons talking to each other in a ruined setting, then bursts into tears; shaking with his hands on his head in guilt] What have I done?! Sancho may be a pain in the beak, but he's my best friend! We gotta save him! [he and Lalo set off to the pound]
[The Casagrandes are all cleaning the floors, windows, and furniture around the apartment]
Good morning, Abuela. I got up super early to do my part for our big day of cleaning. I'm visiting Lori at her golf college today. It's a surprise! [squirts mustard on the table and wipes it]
She'll be so happy to see you. [annoyed] And I'll be happy when you clean with soap instead of mustard.
Huh? Aw, man. I'll go get the ketchup to get it out.
[tiptoeing to Lori's golf cart, trying not to be seen, sprays perfume on himself] Lori's gonna be so surprised! [gets in Lori's bag and hides with red flowers]
Nice form, Lori! Looking good! [gives her a thumbs up and winks]
[chuckles] Thanks to all the one-on-one time you've given me.
[pops the flowers] One-on-one time?! [wobbles and falls off the golf cart, rolling down towards them] Hey, babe. [chuckles]
Yep. That's right, your… [stares fiercely at Ewan] boyfriend, Bobby. [back to Lori, normally] I came to surprise you. But enough about me. Who's this guy?
This is my classmate, Ewan.
You must be the famous [slaps Bobby on the back] Poo Poo Bear I've heard so much about.
Ewan's been helping me with my game. He's literally the best golfer here.
Nice! Helping how exactly?
Oh. With techniques like this. [makes an impression of Ewan] "Grip the club tight, Lori. Widen your stands. You're doing great!" [chuckles] That's my impersonation of Ewan.
That is so me, Lori! [he and Lori both laugh]
[nervously chuckles] This is all so funny for me.
Lori's amazing. You're a lucky guy.
[hugs Bobby] I'm so excited you're here! [sees and points to Carl and Sergio laying on a hammock] Is that Carl and Sergio?
They kind of invited themselves.
Ooh, I wanna show you how much better my drive's gotten. All thanks to Ewan.
Oh stop, Lori. You’re making me blush.
Great. [chuckles] Well, give me a sec to check on the boys. Gotta make sure they're behaving themselves. [walks backwards to Carl and Sergio; whispering] Did you guys see all that?! I think that guy's into Lori. And she doesn't exactly seem to hate him, either!
You're right to worry. That dude is after your girl.
[squawks] He's hot. And you're… you.
[groans] This is awful! What do I do?
Relax. You just have to make him look like a chump.
You don't think that's kinda mean?
Huh. Suit yourself. But don't come crying to me on their wedding day.
[shocked] Wha…?! [fading into his imagination; standing outside the church window, watching Ewan putting a golf-ball style ring on Lori's finger and Lori and Ewan get married as they kiss, cries in despair and slowly slides down; back to reality, grabs Carl by the collar] I'll do whatever it takes!
Oh, Boo Boo Bear, there you are.
Babe, I just had a fantastic idea. I was thinking Ewan and I should have a friendly little golf competition, huh? To get to know each other better.
[touched] Aw, that's so sweet. But you don't play golf, Boo Boo Bear. And Ewan's undefeated.
Then he can give me some pointers as we play.
Sure, I think I can swing that.
[snaps fingers] Ooh. [she and Ewan laugh]
[laughs harder, unable to control his annoyed anger] Well, may the best man win. [he and Ewan shake hands]
Right. See, I'm learning already.
[to Lori] You and Ewan were getting so close, I was afraid I'd lose you. So I made Ewan look bad. I'm so sorry, Lori... and Ewan... and everyone.
Bobby, that's ridiculous. I love you so much, I would never leave you for Ewan. Or anyone.
[The crowd goes in awe as they kiss]
So, I'm not awful at golf then? I still got it?
CNCoach Niblick
Of course, [chuckles] I knew it all along. I was just kidding before. [Sits up, begging] Please don't leave us, Ewan.
Relax, Coach. I'm not going anywhere.
[Sunset at the Fairway University entrance, Bobby and Lori hug each other goodbye]
I'll miss you so much, babe.
Oh, I'll miss you even more, Boo Boo Bear.
[dials his phone after kissing with Lori] Hi, Abuela. We're just heading back.
[snatches his phone; feigning sadness] Abuela! We missed the whole day of cleaning. Oh, it's so sad!
Cheer up, mijo. I saved your chores for you. Good luck getting out of it this time, muchachos.
[squawks] I'm outta here!
[reaching out] Take me with you!
