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The Casagrandes · Season 1, Episode 15

Sergio, Sancho and others in “Unfinished Business”

[drags Sancho back into Ronnie Anne's room again, tosses him to the window; losing his temper] THAT'S IT! YOU'RE OUT!

SSancho

Coo? (Why?)

Why?! You don't listen! [pokes his face repeatedly] Can't follow rules. Bet you did poop on that statue! [Sancho coos crossly in protest] Yeah, I said it. Want my help? Here, wear this hat. [puts a red cap on Sancho's head] Nobody will recognize you. Good luck. [kicks Sancho out and closes the window and blinds; flies into the living room, holding a box of crackers in his arm, and sits on the couch next to Lalo, laying on the carpet chewing on a frisbee] Finally, some me time. [munches on some crackers, takes out the remote, and changes the channel]

[On the news report, Marcus has captured Sancho, trapped in a cage, and taken him to the animal pound with the other pigeons]

JSJim Sparkletooth

Breaking news, the last pigeon has been caught and taken to the pound. Authorities say he was wearing a hat as a disguise. Did he really think that would work? Talk about a bird-brained idea.

[Sergio groans; In a courtroom case of his imagination, Marcus is threatening Sancho]

MMarcus

[banging a gavel] I hereby sentence you to 15 years in the pound! [drops Sancho down through a trap door]

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