[peeps out from under the table cover] A-are they gone? [sees his family and Irving all staring crossly at him; hesitantly] I mean, I'm so glad you're all okay. Why didn't you come under the table like I told you to?
IIrving
[points to him, unhappily] You pushed us out of the way to save yourself. [sighs] I thought you were better than that.
[upset with guilt and disbelief] I'm so sorry, Irving. I'm not the deserving young person you think I am. I pretended to be someone I'm not, so you'd give me the go-kart. I even hired those birds to attack you back at the park.
[sharped with anger] Carl, I knew you were tricking this nice man out his tiny car.
[offering the keys to Irving] Here, Irving.
I hope you find someone who deserves that go-kart.
IIrving
Actually, keep the keys. [tosses the keys to him]
IIrving
I believe in giving people a second chance. And I have an idea for how you can earn the go-kart.
[Casagrande apartment; Carl, CJ, and Hector sit at the table waiting for Rosa with dinner]
Dinnertime! [enters with a pot of boiled asparagus]
[holds out his plate as his wife dips asparagus; looks around, confused] Where is everybody?
I told you, hijo, [takes out her phone showing a photo of Frida and Carlos at Burning Flan] Frida and Carlos went to that big art and music festival, Burning Flan, [scrolls down to another photo of Ronnie Anne and Bobby at Arturo's place] and Ronnie Anne and Bobby are at Arturo's for the weekend.
Oh. Dibs on their dinner! [scoops out even more asparagus on his plate and stuffs them in his mouth]
Carl, CJ, don't forget your espárragos. [dips asparagus on the boy's plates, much to their disgust]
[dissatisfied] Carl, you need your vegetables.
Okay, Abuela, I'll eat 'em. [calling out] Release the chocolate sauce and sprinkles!
[Sergio flies in, wearing a helmet and holding the sprinkles and chocolate sauce, aiming for his target and fires]
Release the chancla! [takes off her chancla and deflects the the hit, back at Sergio, immobilizing him, much to the boy's disappointment]
Gimme some! [grabs and wrings Sergio over his mouth]
[squawks] Release the Sergio!
[closing in on Carl] Give us the chanclas! Give us the chanclas! Give us the chanclas! Give us the chanclas! Give us the chanclas!
[panics and sees Rosa sleeping on the couch, still barefooted] Come on, chanclas. Do your thing. [throws the chanclas at Rosa's feet]
[grabs the chanclas] Chancla smoothie, anyone? [tosses the chanclas into the smoothie maker Lalo's holding]
[Lalo closes the top and grins evilly at Carl as the chanclas are blended]
[cheering and chanting] Chancla, uno! Chanclas, dos! Time to say adiós!
[screams in horrified shock] NOOOOOO!!! [camera zooms in and out of his mouth, finding him in bed, revealing it was all a dream] Come back, chanclas! [sobbing] Come back! [falls off his bed, looking around] Wait, it was a dream? [opens the secret compartment, the chanclas are still there] It was a dream! [kisses the chanclas, which he remembers are also his abuela's shoes, groans disgusted] Chancla flavored.
See, mijo? You don't need the force of the chancla to behave like a good boy. Goodness is inside you already.
Oh, okay. Here are your chanclas, abuela.
Thank you, Carl. I got this.
It's a long walk to the arcade. You might need some wheels.
[Carlitos looks around and sees Laird holding his skateboard]
[calling out] You coming down, Ronnie Anne? I finally perfected my move. [hops on] I call it, "the Laird-inator." [Carlitos looks up the sky, seeing a group of pigeons swarming down, picks up a cracker box] Come on, Laird. You got this. You just have to believe in yourself! [Carlitos throws the crackers on his head; jumps, but is unknowingly picked up by the pigeons] Wow, I'm getting some serious air!
[Lalo wakes up and notices Carlitos is missing, and he searches everywhere for him in Carlota, Carl and CJ's rooms and the bathroom, but only finds Vito in there]
[alarmed] Whoa! Don't people knock around here?!
Hey, Carlos, I won two prizes in the claw machine!
Uh-huh. That's great, Vito.
Hey, Bruno, thanks for watching the boys. [to his dogs] Big Tony, Little Sal. I got presents for you. Enjoy your new chew toys!
[Carlitos reacts in horrified shock]
[horrified] Chew toys?! RUN, QUICK! Before we're dog food!
Oh, no! If your dad finds us, he'll know you snuck out! This way!
[They both gasp when they see Big Tony and Little Sal coming towards them, growling; Carlitos terrifyingly looks both ways at Lalo, trying to break free from Carlos' grip, and Vito's dogs barking angrily, spots Alexis sitting next to a tree, feeling lonely; talks to Mr. Fluff]
You want to give me to Alexis? But I thought we were going to be best friends. [Carlitos declines, speaks more] You're trying to save me? [touched] Aww. You really are a good friend. [Carlitos hugs him and tosses him towards Alexis, waving in mid-air] I'll never forget you, Carlitos!
[curious] Whoa, where did you come from, Pinguino? [takes Mr. Fluff out for a walk]
[Vito's dogs charge at Carlitos but he climbs up the top of the statue from them as Sergio and Sancho fly down]
Carlitos. [squawks] What's with the getup? [Carltios babbles in gibberish, pointing down to Vito's dogs; squawks] You're gonna be dog food? [Carlitos babbles again, pointing to himself, saying he'll get punished for sneaking out] Or in trouble for sneaking out? [squawks] You owe me one.
[Lalo walks up with the ripped-up teddy bear Carlitos used as a disguise during his adventure]
Lalo, did you do this?! Bad dog!
[Lalo looks at the viewers, not believing it; end of episode]
[excited] Is that who I think it is?!
[The kids run to the window]
He didn't tell us he was coming!
CCCJ, Carl, and Carlota
Grandpa Danny!
You're gonna love him, Ronnie Anne. He's a movie stuntman!
[The kids rush outside of the apartment building]
[walks to the window, looks down; displeased] Oh, no. Not that bobo again.
[comes out the building, holding Carlitos] Papa! [chuckles in tears of joy as she hugs her papa]
DGrandpa Danny
Mi amorcito! I saw these fancy tissues, and I thought of you. [holds up a gold box of tissues]
[takes a tissue, wiping a tear from her eye] They feel like silky pillows and smell like cotton candy! [giggles]
