Bobby quotes from The Casagrandes

[after Malo barges into the mercado, knocking her over] This is an awful shopping experience!

Grab his leash before he destroys my entire mercado!

Bobby

I got this!

Bobby

Abuelo, I aced my test! Well, except for the decimal points section. I can never figure out where those little things go.

Huh? That explains it. You put the decimal point in the wrong place. Vito, you owe $100, not $10,000. [he, Vito, and his dogs growl furiously at Bobby after what they went through]

Bobby

[chuckles nervously, realizing he's in a lot of trouble] Just remembered I got another test tomorrow. Gotta run! [skedaddles out of the mercado]

[to his dogs] Get him, boys!

What happened Mr. Scully?

I was trying to check the meter to the building, but those darn feral cats won't let me. I finally called animal control to come round them up?

What is animal control going to do with them? Find them a new alley?

Well, the nice ones will get adopted probably.

What about the not nice ones?

Don't worry, the not nice ones might have to spend a little more time at the shelter, but I'm sure someone will come to… [gets a tin can thrown at him] I hope you enjoy a lifetime behind bars you nasty felines! [storms off]

A lifetime behind bars? I can't let that happen. I have to find a way to get them adopted. But how do I get them to cooperate?

Bobby

Gatos love anchovies. You're gonna need all you can get for their leader, Mr. Wiggles. Tell you what, if you help me back inside I'll give you as many cans of anchovies as you want.

Deal. [effortlessly picks him up and carries him over her head]

Bobby

[amazed] Man, you are strong!

[takes him inside] I know.

Bobby

Par, I can't deal with any more customers. I mean, they just don't know how to treat the merchandise.

Bro, I'm with you some people just don't have any self-control.

Bobby

We should just close the store, that way, no one can come in and touch anything.

Agreed.

Bobby

[takes out the intercom] Attention shoppers, there's a sale on nothing.

What does that mean?

Bobby

It means we're closing. Everybody out! [everyone leaves the store; turns the sign] Finally.

Now, no one can get in the way of out employee discount.

[enters excitedly] Hola, I'm home! Ho, you guys will never guess what Vito wears to bed! [only sees his family, all super mad at him] What? You already know about the bunny pajamas?

No, Abuelo. This is a convention.

Actually, Carl, the word is "intervention."

Hector, your chisme addiction is embarrassing your family.

Bobby

And making the customers mad.

You're a chismoso. And by that, I mean, you're the biggest gossip in town.

What? [not seeing the problem] I'm not a gossip. Anyway, as I was saying… Vito wears his pajamas with huge bunny ears! [the family grumbles at him; realizes what he's doing] Okay, now I see it. I didn't even know I was doing it. I'm sorry. I never meant any harm.

I know, mi amor, but when you talk about people behind their backs, it can be hurtful.

Ah, you're right. As of today, I am swearing off chisme. Right after I tell you about Mr. Scully's toupee. [snickers, then Ronnie Anne shoves a pillow in his mouth to shut him up]

[squawks] This won't be easy.

Ronnie Anne

Don't worry, Abuelo, we can come by the mercado and help you cut the chisme.

Ronnie Anne

I give up! Beto hates us, and as long as he's here, we'll never get to spend any quality time with Dad.

Bobby

It stinks. Anytime we're at Dad's place, I'll have to sleep with one eye open.

Ronnie Anne

Let's just go home. At least at Abuela's, we won't have to deal with Beto.

Bobby

[noticing something and points up to a tree; acting] Look, an owl!

Hoot, hoot, hoot.

Ooh, I hear they can turn their heads all the way around.

Are you kidding me?! [realizes] I mean, hoot, hoot! [tries to rotate his neck and nearly snaps from the force]

By Jove…

I can't believe we let this happen to Sergio!

I blame Bobby.

Bobby

[offended] Me?! What did I do?!

Boo-boo bear! Are you okay?!

Bobby

No! I can never get any peace and quiet around here! It's a madhouse! You have no idea.

I'm a Loud, hello. I have a pretty good idea.

Bobby

Sometimes, I just wish I had my own apartment.

Bonjour, buddy! I have big news! I am moving out! I got a job in Paris! Know anyone who might want my apartment?

Bobby

Not now, Jean-Philippe. I'm trying to talk to my girlfriend.

Okay. Well, if you hear of anyone, let me know. Au revoir!

Uh, Bobby, I don't need to point out the obvious, but your neighbor just literally solved your problem.

Bobby

I can't go with him to France.

No, Bobby, I meant you could move into Jean-Philippe's apartment.

Bobby

Oh, yeah! That would be amazing! But Abuela would never allow it. She doesn't like when her bebés leave the nest. When Tío Carlos went to college, she moved into the dorms with him!

Bobby, you're an adult. Your family will understand. You can't live at home forever.

Bobby

You're right! I'm gonna do it. Jean-Philippe, wait! [steps on Ronnie Anne's skateboard, screams, and crashes] Oof! [groans] Ouch.

Bobby?!

Bobby

I'm so sorry. I'm not Jean-Philippe. He moved to Paris and I've been living here ever since.

¿Que?

But Bobby, why?

[noticing the canned corn sofa] That's where my canned corn went. [screams as the swarm of bees resume attacking him]

There's so much chaos at home, and I felt like I needed my own space. Please don't use the super-chancla!

Bobby

[chuckling uncomfortably] Why are we laughing? I'm scared.

Bobby, you should've talked to us.

You're an adult now, and you can make your own decisions, mijo.

Bobby

Oh, really? What about when Tío Carlos went to college and you moved into his dorm with him?

That was his idea! He wouldn't stop crying and begging me to stay.

What a baby.

Bobby

You were so right, babe. And I can't wait for you to visit my new place!

Me, too! You're so grown up, boo-boo bear. [giggles] Love you! [gives him a kiss]

Bobby

Love you, babe. [kisses in return and ends the call] ♪ All grown up, taking care of myself ♪ [yawns] Time for mimis. [goes to sleep]

[watching Bobby through monitor with other monitors showing her familia in a secret lair] Sweet dreams, mijo. [wipes a tear from her eye and leaves the lair, revealing it to be hidden in the apartment complex's water tower]