[takes out her phone] One guess who it is. [answers the call]
Hey! I told you to stay away from those Chewy Chewies! There better be 97 when I get back!
Huh?
And you have a code purple! Maybelle is eating grapes!
How do you know all of that?
Uh... Mercado instinct! Hey, did you change my music? Bobby's Mercado Mix Number 7 was carefully selected to stimulate more shopping.
[looks at a security camera in the piñata's eye] Mercado instinct, huh? More like you're spying on us with the security camera!
Wait! I'm not spying! What... What are you doing?! [Carl covers the camera with gum, blacking it out, as the phone hangs up] They cut me off! [worriedly freaking out] What am I gonna do?
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