Darryl quotes from The Boondocks ... TV Quotes Database

(When Nellie Ruckus died)

DDarryl

Uncle, she gone.

In my living room?! Oh, No!

(Seeing Nellie's dead body, sitting slumped in the chair) Ugh!

Robert(Also seeing Nellie's dead body, sitting slumped in the chair) In my living chair?! OH, NOOOOO!!! (Turns to Huey) Huey! Get my chainsaw!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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(After Nellie Ruckus's death)

Mister

(Drunkenly) Where we going?

DDarryl

Back to the hotel, Daddy.

Mister

Already?! Let's keep partying! She's finally dead!!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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(At Nellie Ruckus's funeral, at Mister's remarks about Uncle)

UUncle

No, that's okay. Keep talking, keep talking, Daddy. That's the eulogy the whole woman deserves! Oh, she did this to you and now you doing it to me! You've been doing it our WHOLE lives and it's getting old! It's getting REAL OLD, Old Man, so GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM THEN SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

(Everybody gasps at Uncle's outburst)

Robert

Oh, shit...

Mister

Boy, what did you say to me?

UUncle

(Innocently) Um... what part in particular?

Mister

I'LL SHOW YOU "WHAT PART IN PARTICULAR"!!!

(Goes to raise a bottle of alcohol to hit Uncle, but feels a sharp of pain)

Mister

(In pain) OWWW!!! My back! It's my old injury!