(At Nellie Ruckus's funeral, at Mister's remarks about Uncle)
No, that's okay. Keep talking, keep talking, Daddy. That's the eulogy the whole woman deserves! Oh, she did this to you and now you doing it to me! You've been doing it our WHOLE lives and it's getting old! It's getting REAL OLD, Old Man, so GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM THEN SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
(Everybody gasps at Uncle's outburst)
Oh, shit...
Boy, what did you say to me?
(Innocently) Um... what part in particular?
I'LL SHOW YOU "WHAT PART IN PARTICULAR"!!!
(Goes to raise a bottle of alcohol to hit Uncle, but feels a sharp of pain)
(In pain) OWWW!!! My back! It's my old injury!
(Mister stumbles and falls into Nellie Ruckus's grave, breaking his neck and killing him)
He's dead!
Well, I guess Grandma Nellie got her wish.
Yes, now I can marry my white lover!
If only Mister live long enough to love the white man too.
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