(narrating) Since I woke up, I knew who took my chain: Butch Magnus Milosevich.
TTeen
Crazy Butch Magnus? Something is really wrong with that kid.
OWOld Woman
The most fucked-up child I've ever seen in my life. My long-ass, sorry, mothafuckin', goddamn life!
WWoman
Butch Magnus? Awful, terrible human. Makes me sick just to think of him! I'm gonna vomit now.
(narrating) Otherwise known as "One-Punch Butch". He like to jack you first and ask you for your shit all after the fact.
Butch Magnus Milosevich(punches a kid and takes his sandwich) What kind of sandwich is this? (punches a kid and takes his iPod) What are you listening to? (punches a kid off his bike and rides off with it like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas) Let me ride your bike real quick, bitch!
(narrating) Last year, Butch was expelled from the Jesus, Mary and Joseph Academy For Boys for assaulting a nun.
Butch Magnus Milosevich
(takes the paddle) Gimme dis shit!
(narrating) He even made it on one of those Maury Povich episodes where they send the kids to Boot Camp.
(Butch is sitting on stage casually, next to a security guard. An imposing drill instructor marches onto the set and starts yelling in Butch's face like Major Payne)
DIDrill Instructor
YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE FAT TURD, I'M NOT YO MOMMA AND I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH THIS MO--
(Butch smiles and headbutts the D.O. viciously, breaking his nose.)
DIDrill Instructor
AAUUUGHHHH!! (collapses as blood gushes from his nose)
(The security guard tries to restrain Butch, only to be clobbered by a chair. Butch then smashes the chair on the terrified Drill Instructor.)
Butch Magnus Milosevich
Whatchoo call me??
I call you a bitch, cuz you a bitch! What, you thought I wasn't gonna come see you? You thought you wasn't gonna get the taste smacked out of your mouth for trying to jack Young Reezy? You better fall back, nigga!
Butch Magnus Milosevich
You can't beat me! I'm Butch Magnus! AAARRRGGGHHH!
You do real good when you come outta nowhere and sucker punch a nigga. Why don't you fight a nigga straight up?
(Butch stalks up to Riley... the monstrous bully literally blocks out the sunlight as he towers above Riley. Riley stands his ground but looks just a little worried.)
(Flonominal and Riley confront Butch at the baseball field)
FFlownominal
Butch Magnus!
(Butch turns around with his usual defiant sneer)
Butch Magnus Milosevich
Eh?
FFlownominal
Yeah, motherfucker! You fuck with ONE member of Lethal Interjection, you fuck'd with every last one of us! (starts forward -- Butch doesn't budge) Come try some of that tough shit with ME, you little--
(Butch slams a baseball bat into Flownominal's knee.)
FFlownominal
Oh! Man!!! (collapses)
FFlownominal
(writhing on the ground) My motherfucking' leg! Owww!
Butch Magnus Milosevich
You can take this piece of shit chain! My dad had it appraised -- he said it was WORTHLESS! (throws the chain down next to Flownominal)
FFlownominal
(in agony) Oh Jesus!!! My motherfucking! Oh Jesus!
Butch Magnus Milosevich
Ya broke bitch! Get a real chain! (casually walks off)
FFlownominal
My leg is broken!! Aauuughhh.... (sobs) Mother(Beeped)'... stupid ass bitch! Motherfucker... oohhhh!
(Riley picks up the chain)
(narrating) Know what? Still better than an old funky "necklace"!
(Riley walks away proudly)
FFlownominal
...punk motherfucker! (notices Riley leaving) Man, Riley! We cool, nigga! Remember?!! Come help me, Riley! We in a crew! Augghh!! (Riley doesn't even look back)
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