(narrating) Since I woke up, I knew who took my chain: Butch Magnus Milosevich.
Butch Magnus?
Crazy Butch Magnus? Something is really wrong with that kid.
The most fucked-up child I've ever seen in my life. My long-ass, sorry, mothafuckin', goddamn life!
Butch Magnus? Awful, terrible human. Makes me sick just to think of him! I'm gonna vomit now.
(narrating) Otherwise known as "One-Punch Butch". He like to jack you first and ask you for your shit all after the fact.
(punches a kid and takes his sandwich) What kind of sandwich is this? (punches a kid and takes his iPod) What are you listening to? (punches a kid off his bike and rides off with it like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas) Let me ride your bike real quick, bitch!
(narrating) Last year, Butch was expelled from the Jesus, Mary and Joseph Academy For Boys for assaulting a nun.
(takes the paddle) Gimme dis shit!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
(narrating) He even made it on one of those Maury Povich episodes where they send the kids to Boot Camp.
(Butch is sitting on stage casually, next to a security guard. An imposing drill instructor marches onto the set and starts yelling in Butch's face like Major Payne)
YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE FAT TURD, I'M NOT YO MOMMA AND I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH THIS MO--
(Butch smiles and headbutts the D.O. viciously, breaking his nose.)
AAUUUGHHHH!! (collapses as blood gushes from his nose)
(The security guard tries to restrain Butch, only to be clobbered by a chair. Butch then smashes the chair on the terrified Drill Instructor.)
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