Gangstalicious quotes from The Boondocks

(dancing with a bottle of Hennessey and a tennis racket) "Uh! Uh! Drop da beat! Drop da beat! Uh! Gangstalicious! / My mind's too vicious! / Eat MCs all day, mmm, delicious! / My whole crew up in dis / No doubt we gonna win dis / Smack up yo moms like I smacked Johnny Ginnis / 3 o clock yesterday / I don't care what dey say / Sucker really shouldn't play / I hit dem wit da Henne-saaaay!"

Riley

(narrating) I was so desperate for information on the shooting, I watched that show my brother calls "the news."

Oh shit! Aw, nigga, I seent it! I seent the whole thang, nigga, you shoulda seent that shit I saw...

Oh, great. Black Eyewitness Man. I hate Black Eyewitness Man!

Riley

Nigga, shush! Shh!

... with my own eyes, nigga. Damn, that shit was crazy, nigga! I seen everything! [his cellphone rings, and he answers] Hold up. Nigga, that's me on TV, BABYYY!!! YEAH, NIGGA, YEAH! .... no I ain't got your money, nigga.

[shrieks] JESUS!!! It was terrible! I was in the club- a- I was in the club, a-and this bitch stepped on my shoe, and I was like, "BITCH!" And then some nigga started shootin'. I was like "There he go! He done fucked it up for everybody!"

Riley

(narrating) So, what had happened was Gangstalicious was doing a show in town when three men rushed the stage and shot him. Ironically, he was doing his new joint "I Got Shot" at the time.

(rapping) I got shot!

(repeating) I got shot!

I got shot!

(still repeating) I got shot!

No, I got shot for real!

I got shot for real!

No goddammit, I got shot! Niggas shot me! I'm bleedin'! I'ma die! Somebody please, help me, help me... (he faints)

No goddammit, I got shot! Niggas shot me! (fades into mumbling)

(men are shooting at them) WE GONNA DIE!

Riley

Run nigga! (they run) Where's your gun?

Oh, yeah yeah! Ya'll niggas is in for it, now! (takes out his gun, shoots feebly three times, then drops the gun and runs)

Riley

We need a car. We gon' have to jack someone. Where's your gun?

I dropped the gun.

Riley

You dropped the gun?

What's done is done, let's be solution oriented. (looks around and then looks at Riley) You mad?

Riley

How you gonna drop the gun, Gangstalicious? That is NOT gangsta! That's VERY not gangsta! Man, I can't believe this. YOU A FRAUD!

Oh I'm a fraud? You scared too!

Riley

I'm eight.

OKAY, FINE! FINE! WHATEVER! I'm a fraud, I'm a fraud. I'm just an average, normal dude. I DON'T WANNA DO THIS STUPID SHIT NO MORE!! I'm tired of gettin' shot. Help!

Riley

It's like going to heaven and finding God smokin' crack!

Ok. Ok. Here it is. This yah boy! This yah boy look ok this moment you've all been waiting for. It's the world premier and that's not just around here that's the whole world. The brand new Gangstalicious video, the song is called Homies Over Hos.

(The host is still talking in the background about the video) I thought you hated Gangstalicious.

Riley

I mean he a punk and all that, but he send a nigga some free CDs and apologized and all so I decided to squash it.(music starts to play) He still a punk though.

Homies over hos (bitch). Homies over hos (bitch). Homies over hos (bitch). Homies over hos (bitch). Do the homie. Do the homie. Do the homie. Do the homie. You never catchin' 'Lish, rollin' with no bitch, 'cause bitches ain't (Beep). And so my crew is thick..

Riley

The beat is iight.

... A bunch of knuckleheads. With bald heads and dreads. Nigga we hatin' on them hos like we hate the feds. Bitch can't you see fall back away from me. Me and my niggas bumpin' chests in the VIP. Now bump it to the left. Now bump it to the right. 'Cause when you do the Homie got to do it right.