Riley, Black Eyewitness Man and others in “Unfinished Business”

Riley

(narrating) I was so desperate for information on the shooting, I watched that show my brother calls "the news."

Oh shit! Aw, nigga, I seent it! I seent the whole thang, nigga, you shoulda seent that shit I saw...

Oh, great. Black Eyewitness Man. I hate Black Eyewitness Man!

Riley

Nigga, shush! Shh!

... with my own eyes, nigga. Damn, that shit was crazy, nigga! I seen everything! [his cellphone rings, and he answers] Hold up. Nigga, that's me on TV, BABYYY!!! YEAH, NIGGA, YEAH! .... no I ain't got your money, nigga.

[shrieks] JESUS!!! It was terrible! I was in the club- a- I was in the club, a-and this bitch stepped on my shoe, and I was like, "BITCH!" And then some nigga started shootin'. I was like "There he go! He done fucked it up for everybody!"

Riley

(narrating) So, what had happened was Gangstalicious was doing a show in town when three men rushed the stage and shot him. Ironically, he was doing his new joint "I Got Shot" at the time.

(rapping) I got shot!

(repeating) I got shot!

I got shot!

(still repeating) I got shot!

No, I got shot for real!

I got shot for real!

No goddammit, I got shot! Niggas shot me! I'm bleedin'! I'ma die! Somebody please, help me, help me... (he faints)

No goddammit, I got shot! Niggas shot me! (fades into mumbling)