Denise quotes from The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon

I've learned to accept change.

Howard

Since when?

Sheldon

Since Amy changed her shampoo from Prell to Prell for oily hair. Although I miss how her head used to slide off the pillow. [walks to the counter]

Denise

Hello, can I help you?

Sheldon

Who are you?

Denise

I'm Denise, the new assistant manager.

Sheldon

Nope! [Drops the comic book and runs out]

Stuart

Wanna see my room?

Denise

Yeah.

Stuart

Cool.

Bernadette

How do you feel about this?

Howard

She can clearly do better, but that's not for me to say.

Bernadette

No. Them in his room. Doing stuff.

Howard

C'mon. We're sitting right out here. They're not going to do anything. [As soon as that's out of his mouth, suddenly Sade's "Smooth Operator" starts playing loudly from his room] I'd like to change my answer.

Stuart

Is it me or has no one been in the store for hours?

Denise

Yeah, it’s weirdly quiet. Nobody’s in the street.

Stuart

Huh, that’s strange.

Denise

You thinking what I’m thinking?

Stuart

They cut that meteorite open and unleashed a space plague.

Denise

Exactly.

Stuart

Let me just lock up here.

Denise

Okay, so what do we do?

Stuart

Uh, well, if this is a worst case scenario and we’re the last two people alive we’re gonna have to rebuild civilization.

Denise

Do you have any special skills?

Stuart

I can draw. How about you?

Denise

I can play clarinet.

Stuart

I didn’t know that.

Denise

Yeah. Ten years. Ah.

Stuart

You know, it, uh, might also be up to us to repopulate the earth.

Denise

I’m okay with that.

Stuart

So shall we?

Denise

Wait here. I’m gonna brush my teeth.

Stuart

[Sheldon shows up] We’re closed.

Sheldon

This is going on Yelp.