TV show quotes
But why are we even walking? Couldn't Evil Impresario just conjure something up?
Yeah, big man. How about a a plane? Or a magic carpet?
Or a giant bird. With boobs. Ooh. Or maybe just flying boobs. Or they don't even have to fly. Just boobs. Yeah, can you make boobs?
Oh, no, being evil is the worse. I can give you some evil tips, though. When you strangle someone, hold your hands like this.
Ooh, oh this is just the best. So much better than the theme park I went to as a kid. "Wet Place." That was just a wet washcloth in the middle of a cornfield.
Where did you grow up again?
In the middle of a cornfield.
If it was up to me, we'd lock them all up. I don't trust anyone who breathes with gills.
Has a fish ever hurt you, Gadget Gal?
Not yet, but that doesn't mean I'm letting down my guard.
Technically, whales aren't fish. They're mammals.
Technically, you aren't fun to be around. You are a bummer.
And them Impresario told me Baywatch called and they want my Speedo back.
You know, I read dolphin fishing is killing all the tuna.
It's the other way around.
Sorry. Killing all of the tuna is dolphin fishing, I read.
Great.
I didn't read it, I saw it on TV.
I remember Seaman. He was always trying to make time with me. I found Seaman very distasteful.
Sea-Man?
Tell me, Gadget Gal, was he ever in your hair?
Seaman was impossible to get out of my hair.
So, he was always on your back?
If he wasn't on my back, Seaman was on my face. When I was younger, Seaman was everywhere.
Guys, enough.
Did you ever put him in Tupperware and throw him in the freezer to see if you could turn him into a big ice cube? (everyone stares)
Why would anyone do that to Seaman?
Yes, why?
I tried to join in the fun and I really didn't.
Yes you did, and when we get home, we are buying new Tupperware.
This is what happens when you start wordplay in front of Muscleman.
Ugh, his sense of humor.
Would you call it "crusty"?
I call Seaman very crusty.
Ahh, thank you.
I hope we're having sushi.
Down here we call sushi "friends and family."
Oh, sorry. In that case, I hope we're having friends and family for dinner.
We did not communicate when we were a couple.
Really was a perfect relationship.
Sorry, Charlie.
Seaman. But where is he?
There's only one way to find Seaman in the dark. A black light.
Make sure his skin stays wet. There's nothing worse than dried Seaman.
It's "Seaman." Holy mackerel, Gadget Gal, you've known me for 50 years.
Oh, it's true, I've seen a lot of Seaman in my time.
Perfect Man! How are you?
Good. I'm much less of a dick these days.
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