ILI'llneverbesausages
My name is... I'llneverbesausages.
CCleo
What a funny name!
ILI'llneverbesausages
I just made it up!
S3 E8Scared by Silly Snakes
[crying about children] Where did we go wrong?
I think we should take them back to White Deer Park. If they have Fox to look up to they might grow up to be better weasels.
I know, what if us foxes were to stand guard around the pond? There's not enough of us to save all the frogs but it might make a difference.
Yes, yes, ah, ha. Thank you Fox.
[yet another frog is easily taken] They don't do much to help themselves do they.
S3 E9A Bigger Oink
I've never been so depressed!
Why don't you give the piglet another telling off? That'll cheer you up!
You do it, you measley twerp! You're in charge now. I abdicate!
DDash
[in a rush] Fox has...ah! [notices who she's telling message to] You've called a meeting.
Thank you for telling me Dash.
Its that dreadful piglet, he's always so cheerful.
Cheerfulness can be very depressing I know.
S3 E10The Mole Game
Hurkel, you're kind.
I'm very kind. Yes, yes. Have you seen my mole?
You'll forgive me, won't ya?
Yes, I-I suppose... What have you done?
What have I done? Oh, Bully and his rats attacked Toad, and I didn't help him! I just stood there! I don't think he'll live! You will forgive me, won't ya, Hurkel?
No, I won't forgive you.
You won't? But that's unkind!
I know, but I still won't forgive you.
Adder? Are you all right?
How many rats have you killed today?
Well, none actually.
None? None!? I've killed a hundred! More! Many More! I've emptied their nests! They killed my Sinuous! And I'll kill all of them, every one!
Look, there's the warden!
[Warden is at rat headquarters]
What's 'e doin'?
Brat: He's pouring poison down our 'ole.
I said 'e would didn't I? And he 'as, he must think we're stupid! [throws stone at Warden's head]
WThe Warden
OWW! That'll show you! [throws stone back at the rats]
BBrat
Owh! [stone has hit him on the nose]
WThe Warden
Get out of my park, you filthy little monsters.
Wasn't that a good game, eh?
BBrat
Game? Is it bleeding?
He was only playing, humans is always playing games. Oi, I'm forgetting, 'e left us poison!
[The screen changes]
Any creature what eats that poison, dies dead, foxes, toads, anything what walks, crawls or flies, dies!
OROverlarge rat
The Warden's wasting 'is time, don't 'e know some of us have got immunity, Heheh.
You! What do you know! You was nothing before I found you, living in a sewer!
OROverlarge rat
Uhhh...
I brought you here to this lovely park of mine! [realises the overlarge rat is dead] Funny, must 'ave 'ad a weak 'eart.
I can hear him!
So can I! Ah!
Shall I ask them?
Well if you don't I'll spend all day wondering what all this was all about.
Toad? We don't mean to interrupt, but what are you and your ratty friend doing?
It's a game, a very serious game.
That's right matey! Demanding great intelligence, we have to guess where Mossy Mole will come up!
He'll come up here!
Here, This is it! He'll come up here! Any moment!
[laughs] Here! He'll come up here!
Ready or not, here I am! [next to Ranger]
Toad: Huh?
Does this mean I win the game?
You Win! Ranger's Champion, he wins!
I want to hear Toad say it.
[sighs] You win.
[chuckles] That's quite made my day! Ha ha, ha, ha.
S3 E11The Worst Kind of Hurricane
Oh, what a beautiful morning. I've never seen a better one, not in all my days!
Aye, Hurkel. It's mighty bonny.
It's-it's a Hurkelish morning. A morning to be Hurkelish on. I know, I'll do something extra-specially kind this morning!
CCleo
I don't want to leave!
FFido
Me neither, as well! It's a great home!
CCleo
Full of the best weaselly fun ever!
FFido
Yes!
You don't want that nasty wild boar to stick his great, big tusks in your father, do you?
CFCleo and Fido
Yes! Yes!
Weasel, this time I'm not having any arguments. I won't have any tantrums, or name-calling. We're going back to White Deer Park. We're going home, where our friends are. Where we'll all be safe. Alright?
Yes, Measley. You're right. Let's go home.
S3 E12Homeward Bound
Oh, Weasel, your little ones. They're so... weaselly!
Oh. Thank you, Vixen. They take after me. They're not at all like Measley!
RRook
I have a new responsibilty, which prevents me from flying with you to bird paradise, this poor little orphan rook. I must be mother and father to it, there's no one else. Do you understand?
Yes of course.
RRook
Say that you love me all the more for sacrificing myself in this way. Go on.
HHollow
What!
Whenever I hear a rook call I shall think of you.
As senior fox and leader of the animals who came here from Farthing Wood, it gives me the greatest pleasure to formally acknowledge you, Laird as the leader of all the animals in the park. Well done.
LLaird
Thank you foxes, and thank you for cheering me. We shall be friends you and I, just as you and my grandfather the Great White Stag were friends. We shall all live together peacefully and in friendship.
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