Who am I? WHO AM I?!
We don't care who you are. Get lost!
S3 E5Tiffs and Tempers
[to Trey] You're a big and handsome stag, oh yes. But you're the first animal I've ever met that I didn't like. Is that unkind, do you think?
But he's a rat.
[to Toad] Long-Tailed personage.
He don't like to be called a...er...
Long-Tailed personage.
One of those.
You've a mole on your head. How disgusting.
Fox here and his friends have brought a great gift to this park. Their ideals are quite unique, you know. I'm sure if Fox and I explained it all to you in the kindness that lurks deep within your more obvious brutality...
S3 E6Adventure For The Birds
What can I do?
Quite simple, Whistler. You can fly.
Fly, yes. It's landing I have trouble with.
MEMoth-Eaten Rook
It's me.
I can see that.
MEMoth-Eaten Rook
Have a nightmare, did you?
I must have, yes.
MEMoth-Eaten Rook
Was I in it?
Yes!
Can it be? The Great Beech? That silly cat was right, this is Farthing Wood! I really am home, home at last.
I'm a long-tailed person, its official Fox says so.
Owl! Yes Owl. My old friend Owl, I do miss her. Look Sinuous I'm becoming emotional, can you tell?
SSinuous
No.
S3 E7The Long Tailed Visitor
[about the rats] Remember, there's too many of them to make this an all-out fight. Just kill about... 6 each.
10!
6! We'll come back again tomorrow night, and again the next, and again, and again, if necessary.
I'm gonna kill ten!
Oh I am frightened. [laughs] Look here foxy face, I didn't come here to kill you this time. Just a nice friendly visit to tell you to clear off! You and your whole lot both clear off! You got it or else see!
We're not clearing off, we'll fight you.
DDash
Did you win?
I think we won, didn't we fox?
No we didn't win.
We did win, we did! The Badgers must have killed fifty rats each! And Adder, and Sinuous, they were magnificent!
It doesn't matter how many times we attack Bully and his rats, we will never be able to kill enough of them.
Oh I'm sure we will.
Yes, of course we will. [licks right paw as it's been bitten by rats]
[shakes head] There's too many of them, and more all the time. Every hole in the forest has a rat's nest in it. Litters of healthy new young, born every few minutes. They grow to fighting size between one full moon and the next. More, more all the time.
[about Hurkel] Did you see him? Was he unkind to those rats or wasn't he!
S3 E8Scared by Silly Snakes
ILI'llneverbesausages
I'm I'llneverbesausages!
Glad to hear it.
ILI'llneverbesausages
Mother! [snorts in Weasel's face]
Don't ever do that again.
ILI'llneverbesausages
I won't! [snorts in her face again]
Greetings, friend. Have you seen my mole?
He's asleep, on your head.
Oh, what a relief! I've been looking for him all morning. I thought the rats had got him. I know it's unkind, but I detest rats. I shouldn't, should I?
Well, I suppose...
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