Spike quotes from The Animals of Farthing Wood

Spike

I'm a long-tailed person, its official Fox says so.

Vixen

But he's a rat.

Spike

[to Toad] Long-Tailed personage.

Toad

He don't like to be called a...er...

Spike

Long-Tailed personage.

Toad

One of those.

Spike

Hurkel, you're kind.

Hurkel

I'm very kind. Yes, yes. Have you seen my mole?

Spike

You'll forgive me, won't ya?

Hurkel

Yes, I-I suppose... What have you done?

Spike

What have I done? Oh, Bully and his rats attacked Toad, and I didn't help him! I just stood there! I don't think he'll live! You will forgive me, won't ya, Hurkel?

Hurkel

No, I won't forgive you.

Spike

You won't? But that's unkind!

Hurkel

I know, but I still won't forgive you.

Toad

I can hear him!

Spike

So can I! Ah!

Charmer

Shall I ask them?

Ranger

Well if you don't I'll spend all day wondering what all this was all about.

Charmer

Toad? We don't mean to interrupt, but what are you and your ratty friend doing?

Spike

It's a game, a very serious game.

Toad

That's right matey! Demanding great intelligence, we have to guess where Mossy Mole will come up!

Spike

He'll come up here!

Toad

Here, This is it! He'll come up here! Any moment!

Spike

[laughs] Here! He'll come up here!

Mossy

Ready or not, here I am! [next to Ranger]

Ranger

Does this mean I win the game?

Mossy

You Win! Ranger's Champion, he wins!

Ranger

I want to hear Toad say it.

Toad

[sighs] You win.

Ranger

[chuckles] That's quite made my day! Ha ha, ha, ha.

Plucky

Well Bully, have you had enough now?

Fox

You've had your chance, and we've beaten you. Make your choice: You can gather what's left of your rats together, and leave the park, or we'll keep on fighting until there's not a rat left alive.

Spike

Uhhh... except me.

Fox

Except you, Spike.