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S3 E10

The Animals of Farthing Wood · Season 3, Episode 10

Charmer, Adder and others in “The Mole Game”

Charmer

Adder? Are you all right?

Adder

How many rats have you killed today?

Ranger

Well, none actually.

Adder

None? None!? I've killed a hundred! More! Many More! I've emptied their nests! They killed my Sinuous! And I'll kill all of them, every one!

Ranger

Look, there's the warden!

[Warden is at rat headquarters]

Bully

What's 'e doin'?

Brat: He's pouring poison down our 'ole.

Bully

I said 'e would didn't I? And he 'as, he must think we're stupid! [throws stone at Warden's head]

The Warden

OWW! That'll show you! [throws stone back at the rats]

Brat

Owh! [stone has hit him on the nose]

The Warden

Get out of my park, you filthy little monsters.

Bully

Wasn't that a good game, eh?

Brat

Game? Is it bleeding?

Bully

He was only playing, humans is always playing games. Oi, I'm forgetting, 'e left us poison!

[The screen changes]

Bully

Any creature what eats that poison, dies dead, foxes, toads, anything what walks, crawls or flies, dies!

Overlarge rat

The Warden's wasting 'is time, don't 'e know some of us have got immunity, Heheh.

Bully

You! What do you know! You was nothing before I found you, living in a sewer!

Overlarge rat

Uhhh...

Bully

I brought you here to this lovely park of mine! [realises the overlarge rat is dead] Funny, must 'ave 'ad a weak 'eart.

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