The Animals of Farthing Wood · Season 3, Episode 10
Hurkel, you're kind.
I'm very kind. Yes, yes. Have you seen my mole?
You'll forgive me, won't ya?
Yes, I-I suppose... What have you done?
What have I done? Oh, Bully and his rats attacked Toad, and I didn't help him! I just stood there! I don't think he'll live! You will forgive me, won't ya, Hurkel?
No, I won't forgive you.
You won't? But that's unkind!
I know, but I still won't forgive you.
Adder? Are you all right?
How many rats have you killed today?
Well, none actually.
None? None!? I've killed a hundred! More! Many More! I've emptied their nests! They killed my Sinuous! And I'll kill all of them, every one!
Look, there's the warden!
[Warden is at rat headquarters]
What's 'e doin'?
Brat: He's pouring poison down our 'ole.
I said 'e would didn't I? And he 'as, he must think we're stupid! [throws stone at Warden's head]
OWW! That'll show you! [throws stone back at the rats]
Owh! [stone has hit him on the nose]
Get out of my park, you filthy little monsters.
Wasn't that a good game, eh?
Game? Is it bleeding?
He was only playing, humans is always playing games. Oi, I'm forgetting, 'e left us poison!
[The screen changes]
Any creature what eats that poison, dies dead, foxes, toads, anything what walks, crawls or flies, dies!
The Warden's wasting 'is time, don't 'e know some of us have got immunity, Heheh.
You! What do you know! You was nothing before I found you, living in a sewer!
Uhhh...
I brought you here to this lovely park of mine! [realises the overlarge rat is dead] Funny, must 'ave 'ad a weak 'eart.
I can hear him!
So can I! Ah!
Shall I ask them?
Well if you don't I'll spend all day wondering what all this was all about.
Toad? We don't mean to interrupt, but what are you and your ratty friend doing?
It's a game, a very serious game.
That's right matey! Demanding great intelligence, we have to guess where Mossy Mole will come up!
He'll come up here!
Here, This is it! He'll come up here! Any moment!
[laughs] Here! He'll come up here!
Ready or not, here I am! [next to Ranger]
Toad: Huh?
Does this mean I win the game?
You Win! Ranger's Champion, he wins!
I want to hear Toad say it.
[sighs] You win.
[chuckles] That's quite made my day! Ha ha, ha, ha.
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