In 16 of the 294 quotes from The Animals of Farthing WoodWeasel (15), Owl (3), Mr. Hare (2)
Scenes with Measley 16
Suppose I kept right out of Fox's way, stayed off Farthing Land, you know, I mean I can't tell old Blubot what I don't know can I?
Measley Didn't help you just now. He said "It's your job to know"! I mean, you're supposed to be his spy Weasel.
Measley Weasel, I like you. In fact I think you're gorgeous ! In fact I'm dotty about you! But if you're going to be silly I'm not going to stay around to see the result! I want to live - even if you don't!
Measley I've been fine all this time because I kept clear from you!
But it wasn't my fault you were shot at!
Measley Whenever I see you something terrible happens! You're bad news Weasel!
You don't love me anymore!
Measley Yes I do! Only I love me better!
Scarface! I should have dealt with him earlier.
The hares weren't on Farthing Land. He's within his rights.
Oh he's very spiteful, isn't he Measley?
Measley Ooh yeah, I'd say spite incarnate he is.
But what to doooo? To dooo?
I know what I'm going to do... I'm bringing my family back to live on Farthing Land that's what.
(about Scarface) He's going to kill every Farthing creature he can find!
And I know who'll he'll ask where to look! Got to hide! Got to hide!
Measley Ooh, me too, me too!
What do you have to hide for? Scarface isn't interested in you!
Measley He might think I'm not me!
Measley He might think I'm you !
Ahahahaha! And if I thought I looked anything like you I'd die! Think you're me indeed, what a cheek!
Measley (hyperventilating) Well he might! I wouldn't be able to tell him anything useful, and then he'd get angry and tear me limb from limb! (sobs) ...I wouldn't like that.
He's bound to find you if you make such a racket, and he'll find me as well! Oh, go and find your own hiding place!
She is an extremely silly weasel, and her extreme silliness no doubt caused her to deliver the wrong message. But I do not think there was any maligned intention in what she and her accomplice did.
So does that mean we can get our own back by dunking them in the pond as well?
(makes a nervous hoot) Ooh... er...
Perhaps an apology would satisfy you.
WS Whistler and Speedy
We're sorry.
WM Weasel and Measley
(To Owl) We're waiting...
Don't worry. It was worth it just to hear you say that!
Oh, there you are Measley.
[Measley points to whats behind Weasel as Trey snorts]
If I hear you again, once, ever, I shall stomp on you. I don't. like. weasels.
I don't like the noise they make. Weasels are nuisance makers. This is my park! So no noise, no nuisance. Better for you if I never see you again.
Measley Actually um... my wife's in a delicate condition.
[Weasel laughs]
[Trey snorts furiously as he prepares to stomp on them]
[Measley dodges the stomp. Trey then begins chasing the weasels, who are screaming, waking Adder up]
If you don't shut up, I'll... ooh!
Measley Is it something I've said?
Measley Something I've done?
Measley Something I haven't done?
Measley We'll be alright. I'll look after you all.
That's what I'm worried about!
[crying about children] Where did we go wrong?
Measley I think we should take them back to White Deer Park. If they have Fox to look up to they might grow up to be better weasels.
I've never been so depressed!
Measley Why don't you give the piglet another telling off? That'll cheer you up!
You do it, you measley twerp! You're in charge now. I abdicate!
Its that dreadful piglet, he's always so cheerful.
Measley Cheerfulness can be very depressing I know.
C Cleo
I don't want to leave!
F Fido
Me neither, as well! It's a great home!
C Cleo
Full of the best weaselly fun ever!
Measley You don't want that nasty wild boar to stick his great, big tusks in your father, do you?
CF Cleo and Fido
Yes! Yes!
Measley Weasel, this time I'm not having any arguments. I won't have any tantrums, or name-calling. We're going back to White Deer Park. We're going home, where our friends are. Where we'll all be safe. Alright?
Yes, Measley. You're right. Let's go home.
[about Hollow] Oh, Owl, he's gorgeous! So Handsome! The best specimen of an Owl I've ever seen! Speaking as a weasel, you understand. He's much better then Measley, in every way!
Measley No, he's not!
Just look at him, you measley twerp!
Measley But you can't compare! He's... he's an owl!
[laughs, then kisses Measley] Ooh! Ooh, she loves me! She really loves me!
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