Sam, Old Sheen and others in “Unfinished Business”

Sam

Hey, Oldilocks, what's the big idea, you and your bingo buddy takin' all the rice pudding from the buffet?

Old Sheen

It says "Seniors Eat Dessert Free"!

Sam

You're supposed to buy an entree first!

Old Carl

We did. I had a hamburger in here yesterday. [he and Sheen laugh] Oh, my spleen.

Now, what was it I wanted? Something starting with a "T." Tostadas, turpentine?

Hugh

Well, hey, old-timer. I like the way you're wearing your pants. I've been thinking of wearing mine more like that, maybe growing out my nose hair a little bit. You look familiar.

Oh, no, I'm just a strange old man, not your son after screwing up an experiment.

Hugh

[chuckles] I know. You remind me of my father, except you're not always saying, "Huey, I told you, toothpaste isn't food."

Not possible. I don't have any family.

Hugh

What? Oh, well, that's terrible. Come on. Come with me, I'll get you a nice home-cooked meal.

B-but I can't. I have to buy something with a "T."

Hugh

I'll get you a nice cup of tea.

Let go!

Hugh

Come on.

I said, let me go!