Libby quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Libby

[to Sheen] Meet me at the Candy Bar, Sheen… [throws the door open, revealing Jimmy and Carl cleaning up; angrily] AFTER YOU CLEAN MY HOUSE! [walks away, blowing a kiss]

Sheen

That voice is seriously attractive.

I'm serious! Oh, and what part of "Girls stay behind the yellow line" did you not understand?! Perhaps you recall Love Potion 976/J?

Carl

Oh, I do. It made you fall in love with the first person you saw. Sheen fell for Libby, Jimmy fell for Cindy, and I fell in love with the most beautiful woman in the… [gasps] Nothing.

And these are essence of N-Men. I synthesized them from your DNA after we achieved superpowers. Ingesting your packet will give you your powers back for 30 minutes.

Libby

Ooh, I want to be invisible again!

Cindy

I want to be Special Girl for my karate competition this weekend!

Sheen

I want to be Vibrating Sheen, so I can go to the bathroom all over the world!

No! Don't you guys remember what happened last time we were the N-Men?

Cindy

Yes.

Libby

Yes.

Carl

Yes.

Sheen

So, what if I don't? A lot's happened since then.

You couldn't control your powers. You got so out of control the town locked you up.

Cindy

Excuse me, wasn't there also a big orange monster who went crazy and almost destroyed Retroville? Oh, that's right, it was you!

The point is, no one touches these unless there's an extreme emergency. I'm talking life-or-death situation, understand?

Libby

But, Jimmy, we won't go crazy like we did last time.

Sheen

Yeah, we're older and wiser.

Cindy

We've changed.

People don't change.

You took all the wrong packets!

Cindy

We were given the wrong packets!

Sheen, you have super strength! Sock somebody!

Libby

[angrily] Carl, you're in big trouble! [punches Carl in the gut, who has her invisibility powers]

Carl

Ow! I'm right next to you!

Gotta hide somewhere so the villains don't find us.

Libby

There's the moon. We can hide there!

Good idea.

Brobot

Hi, Jimmy! I missed you! Want to play a game? I can make moon castles! Want to hear a song I wrote? It's called, "I Love Jimmy." ♪ I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy, I love Jimmy… ♪

I'd rather take my chances with the villains.

Sheen

Good call.

Cindy

Agreed.

Carl

Can't blame you.

Libby

Word.

Cindy

Well, we can all thank our favorite boy genius for getting us into mortal danger - again!

Libby

At least we can say we had an exciting childhood.

Carl

[sees the ship] Hey, look, it's the old McSpanky's burger joint that we used to work at till you shot it at the sun, Jimmy.

They've turned it into a spaceship.

Sheen

[opens a fake treasure chest] It's okay, our worries are over! We're rich! [hugs it]

[after Libby turns off the radio] Libby, did you just turn some music off?

Libby

[turns slowly to Jimmy; also smiling creepily] Hello, Jimmy, I'm happy to see you. Did you watch "The Happy Show Show" last night?

[watching "The Happy Show Show" at his house; narrating] It was the worst show I had ever seen. [turns off the TV; enters school the next day] The next day at school, the strangeness continued.

[surprising Jimmy as he walks next to them] Hi, Jimmy.

Sheen

Hi, Jimmy. You watched "The Happy Show Show?"

Yes, and it was the worst show ever! It was obnoxious, idiotic, silly, infantile, inane, vapid… Shall I go on?

Libby

You need to watch it again.

Again?! I could barely watch the first 30 seconds! I thought my TV would explode! I thought I might faint from the fumes of the show's supreme stinkiness!

Carl

You should give it another chance.

Guys, are you listening? I'm never going to watch that show again!

Betty

[flirtingly] Why don't you come over to my house and watch it with me?

[as the bell rings] Get inside, dirtbag! [pushes Jimmy in Evil Miss Fowl's classroom]

Take your seats, maggots. Evil Cindy and Evil Libby will now give a presentation on wedgies.

Thank you, ugly. Class, nothing hurts like a wedgie, and yet few people understand the proper technique.

May we have a volunteer, NICK?!

No! You can't! [Evil Butch forces him out of his seat and shoves him to the girls] I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

Assume the position!

Simply reach, grab, and give a forceful 90-degree tug. [pulls Evil Nick's underwear harder as he screams in pain]

Note the beads of pain-induced sweat.

Heavens to Harvey Fierstein! This isn't the Pomona bypass.

Willoughby, you dink! I told you turn left at the Pants Outlet!

I'm frightened and nauseated. Where are we?

Miss Fowl

We're in hyperspace, where no teacher has gone before. [squawks] I've got a good idea who's responsible for this!

Friends, students, kids, lend me your ears! You may have noticed that Miss Fowl isn't here this morning.

Libby

Shouldn't they have returned from the Learn-a-palooza conference by now?

Thanks to my new hyper-chip, none of our teachers will be back for an entire week.

Libby

Wow, the universe is so vast and intricate. I'm bored.

Cindy

Hmm, Libs, keep an eye on Mars for me. It's been acting weird all night.

Libby

[sniffing] Is that… Eau d'Amino Acid? Girl, you brought us here so you could flirt with Jimmy.

Cindy

Did not! I'm here because Jimmy values my scientific input.

Libby

Why don't those two just get a lab?

Cindy

Hey, Neutron, have you checked out Mars?

Huh? Mars is old news. I'm spotting comets.

Cindy

But it's been showing huge fluctuations in brightness. Definitely worth a good long look.

What's that bewitching scent?

Cindy

You mean my perfume? I just splashed this on when I don't care what I smell like.

Eustace

Is that who I think it is? How delicious! Hello, Neutron.

Libby

[to Cindy] It's that spoiled rich kid who has it in for Jimmy!

Eustace Strych. I thought you were grounded for life.

Eustace

Yes, well, my daddy's will is easily manipulated. So, Jimmy, did you forget that I'd sworn everlasting vengeance against you?

Hmm, it sort of slipped my mind because I have a life, you loser!

Eustace

Don't get saucy with me.