Each player will step forward and place their vote into the giant Head of Truth. First up, Jimmy.
[walks up to the table and votes for Cindy] I tried to be your friend, but I have a planet to save.
[walks up to the table and votes for Jimmy] Sorry, pally. The human race can't afford another slip-up.
Libby[also votes for Jimmy] Bye-bye, big-head.
Well, you know what they say, dude. You can fool all the people some other time, but you can't fool the time with the people that the, the… FORGET IT!
I hope that once you get over the betrayal, you'll still come over for cookies.
[Goddard votes for Cindy]
Bolbi not wearing underpants. [votes himself off]
Libby
I don't think we're in Retroville anymore.
This is all an illusion! The Brains have placed us under some sort of mass hypnosis.
What if they make us act like chickens?!
I don't know. Unless we can break their hold on us, we're completely at the Brains' mercy.
Well, guys, we saved the Earth.
And more importantly, we won the car!
This isn't right. We've gotta go back!
Neutron, what are you doing?
I'm reprogramming the auto-pilot. I won't let all those planets be destroyed!
Libby
Are you nuts?! But we barely got out of there alive!
[Cindy, Libby, Nick, Butch and Miss Fowl all rebuke Carl after their Twonkies transformed into rampaging monsters and attacked any type of musical harmony]
Your Twonkies attacked us in babycize class!
Libby
They busted my boom box!
Those things are a menace!
Just when I was learning to love again!
Guys! This isn't the time for blame. If it were, I'd be saying things like "I tried to tell you" and "Why didn't you jerks listen to me?" Now all your stories have a common theme.
No! Music! Harmonic patterns causes the Twonkies to morph into hostile beasts and attack the source of the sound. We've got to shut down all the music in town before the rest of the Twonkies hear.
Libby
You can't stop the music!
[Outer Space; Jimmy and his friends are flying back home to Earth in their Astrocar after playing mini golf on planet Mercury]
Engines down! Losing power! Abandon ship!
Libby
You're enjoyin' that massage chair a little too much.
Set boosters on "Lower back"! Engage!
Thanks for taking us miniature golfing on Mercury, Jimmy. Hey, you want some of my extra orange juice my mom packed me?
Thanks, Carl… [drinks the whole bottle] but we're not home yet. I still have to steer us past the Van Patten Radiation Belt.
Ha! Neutron probably thought the low gravity would throw off my backswing. Wrong! As usual.
Hey, hey, how about instead of bragging, you thank me for inviting you along at all?!
You're right, Jimmy. Thank you… [pause] for letting me kick your butt on the back nine!
What is your problem, Vortex?!
I don't have a problem! What's your problem?
Oh, I think you do have a problem! [arguing in unison] You know what the problem is?!
[arguing in unison] No, I'm not the one with the problem, Neutron!
[eating a sandwich] It's so hard to digest when they argue like that. [belches]
Libby
Oh, this space travel is giving me a zit! I need vanishing cream.
You just can't admit that I smoke you in athletics.
Oh, oh, yeah? You wanna go right now? [holds his hand, challenging her to an arm wrestle]
[After passing through the Van Patten Radiation Belt and crash landing back home to Earth, Cindy has been given the ability of super strength, Sheen has the ability of super speed, Libby has the ability to turn invisible, Carl has the ability to make sonic burps, and Jimmy's skin has been turned orange and his hair green]
I think I see what happened. You all got superpowers based on what you were doing when the Van Patten rays hit.
And you just turned orange? How lame is that?
It's not lame! Maybe my cells store massive amounts of vitamin C or something.
[sniffs] Mmm. He does have a pleasing, fruity aroma. [laughs along with the girls, making Jimmy cringe angrily]
Guys, get serious. We've all been endowed with incredible power. And I say we use that power to attack Tokyo! [runs to Tokyo and back] Guys, come on, pick up the pace.
Sheen's right! Except for the part about Tokyo- we have been given incredible power. But we should use it to fight crime.
Why didn't I think of that?
Libby
You mean… become superheroes?
I hate to admit it, but that would be cool.
I can fight crime, but I have to be home by 5:30.
Stack hands, everyone. We need to make a solemn vow.
[All stack hands]
Let those who do evil beware! From this day forth, we shall be known as: The Fantastic League of Justice-Bringing Avenging Men!
Libby
Excuse me?!
Guys, I think that orange-rampaging monster is Neutron!
Libby
Those rays must've had some kind of delayed reaction on him.
We gotta do something. The army might really hurt him!
All I did was make fun of him and, he still promised to help us. We have to help him!
Ah the sea, whose water grows our gardens, whose electric eels light our homes, whose jellyfish fill our jelly donuts.
Libby
Sheen, none of those things do any of those things.
Hey! You try staying awake staring at a stupid ocean!
[grumbling sound]
Libby
What's that sound? Carl, you're supposed to watch our readings.
Libby
Well, what does the fuel gauge say?
It's fine. It's on "E" for…"engored with gas"…? [motor stops and hover car falling]
[Everyone is screaming]
Libby
Assume crash positions!
If you say so… [Carl and Sheen making faces]
Libby
You know what... just go back to the screaming. [Everyone screams again]
[Hover car splash in the ocean]
Well, I'am a little concerned that we're STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!
Don't tell me to calm down! This is all your fault! Anybody with a brain knows that "E" stands for... uh.... "elp yourself to some gas"!
I was going to share, and I ate one, but it was so good, so I ate four and I…I…I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON!
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! [throws the chocolate away] GET HIS LEGS, LIBBY! [he grabs Carl]
Libby
Sheen, you can't throw Carl overboard.
Libby
Because he might have more FOOD ON HIM! [they start pulling Carl back in and they hear a horn blow] Guys, did you hear something?
Libby
[gasps] It's an ocean liner! Try to get their attention!
Libby
Jimmy must keep a flare in here look around! [sees an emergency button] I think this is it.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! PUSH IT!
[A light points towards the ship and explosion]
Libby
Um… maybe we should just keep this to ourselves.
Finished, now put your fuel ingredients into the gas tank.
[Libby and Carl put all the ingredients into the gas tank, but Sheen picks up some strange rocks and put them into the gas tank]
Sheen, what kind's of rocks are those?
Well I didn't know what shale look like, but I found these cool rocks deep in the jungle. Look!
[Sheen gives the strange rock to Jimmy]
These don't feel like rocks at all. they feel like…
[Libby screamed and they see a giant spider attack the hover car and they all hide in the rock]
Jimmy, that's the spider that made the web we saw!
I think we put some of her eggs in the gas tank!
If it destroys the hover car, we'll be stranded here forev… [record stretches]
SLSheen, Libby, and Carl
Did she just call you Jimmy?
Look, the birthday girl. Okay, I can explain. In the future, you're mad with power...
Libby
[enraged] Oh, I'm mad all right!
[Libby throws Jimmy, Carl and Sheen out of the house and slams the door.]
We'll explain all this to Libby after we save the future.
Right. I won't let my dear, sweet Libby become a horrible dictator! Although if she wants to wear the outfit, that's cool.
CCopBot
Is this the place?
[The squirrel squeaks and CopBot interrupts the party but is stopped by Butch]
Hey, Tin Man, this is a private party! [CopBot blasts Butch] Enjoy the punch...!
Okay, just stay low and maybe he won't...
I SURRENDER! I CAN'T BE ON THE LAM MY WHOLE LIFE! I DON'T EVEN LIKE LAMB--IT'S TO GAMEY!
CCopBot
Oh, look! I am now authorized to use deadly force.
[Copbot uses the lasers to shoot the trio and gets hit by Goddard]
Libby
And take your dog, too! [slams the door]
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