[Episode starts with the faculty of Lindbergh Elementary entering hyperspace in Principal Willoughby's car]
Heavens to Harvey Fierstein! This isn't the Pomona bypass.
Willoughby, you dink! I told you turn left at the Pants Outlet!
I'm frightened and nauseated. Where are we?
We're in hyperspace, where no teacher has gone before. [squawks] I've got a good idea who's responsible for this!
[Lindbergh Elementary School; the kids are all in Miss Fowl's classroom, cheering and whooping while Jimmy stands on Miss Fowl's desk]
Friends, students, kids, lend me your ears! You may have noticed that Miss Fowl isn't here this morning.
Shouldn't they have returned from the Learn-a-palooza conference by now?
Thanks to my new hyper-chip, none of our teachers will be back for an entire week.
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