[answering the phone as it rings] Jimmy Neutron, party monster.
[Cut to his parents driving back home with Judy driving with annoyance and Hugh wearing a big duck head]
Bad news. One of the actors in Ducks broke his wing, so I jumped on stage to fill in and, well, I kind of, sort of, I, uh, accidentally-
[annoyed] He destroyed the entire set.
It could've happened to anybody. Anyways, we'll be home in about 5 minutes. See you soon, son! [tosses out the phone into the street, ending the call]
[horrified; believing he's gonna be in so much trouble] 5 minutes?! NO!
Hey, what's the matter, Jimmy? You okay?
Nothing, everything's perfect.
Good, because I am dancing till, I can't dance no more.
[laughs] Ah, that's great. I mean, no, it's not! [turns to his watch] Estimate parental unit arrival time. [His watch reads T-minus 04:12] Okay, that was fun. Wish you could stay, but I understand. Time to call it a night. Thanks for coming, bye!
LibbyWe're not leaving the party. It finally got good, hmm!
You can't kick me out. I'm… I'm me.
Don't stop me, Jimmy. I've got feet of flames!
Good report, Libby, but next time leave off the headphones. I've been asking you to wrap it up for the last 20 minutes.
Libby
[misunderstanding] What?!
I said, next time you can't…
Libby
[still misunderstanding] Pardon?
I said sit down! [gets up from her desk with graded chemistry tests from last week as Libby sits back down in her seat] Now, class, time to hand back last week's chemistry test. [hands Cindy her graded test] Congratulations, Cindy. You got the best grade in the whole class.
A-plus. Pack it in, Neutron. Your best years are behind you. I got an A-plus to your lowly…
[holds up his graded test; smugly and satisfied] Not a chance, Vortex. Now read it and weep!
A-plus-plus?! Miss Fowl, I thought you said I got the best grade in class.
I meant, except for Jimmy. Do I really need to say that every time?
Libby
Okay, that concludes the boring and annoying portion of the program. Our next act…
[runs up on the stage and takes the microphone out of Libby's hand] Wait! I think Jimmy's telling the truth!
JLJimmy and Libby
You do?
Yes! While I have no idea how the Yolkians could possibly have gotten into Jimmy's lab… Well, the point is, we owe Jimmy! Who saved us when hostile pants were on the loose in the whole city? Who repelled the giant flaming meteor headed straight for town? Who risked his life to shrink Miss Fowl down to size when she was 50 feet tall? Okay, I know. All of those things were Neutron's fault in the first place, but he still risked his life to save us! The least we owe him is our trust!
You know, the annoying blonde girl has a point.
MMan
Eh, she usually hates Jimmy.
Well, Jimmy did save me from being a giant freak woman.
Libby
Give it up for Jimmy! [the crowd cheers for him] We believe in you, Jimmy!
Now, wait just a minute. I'm not believing a word Jimmy says until I have some decent credible evidence. [Poultra roars in distance] Works for me.
[The townspeople start to run but a Yolkian pushes a button, closing the gates, trapping them]
Sweet muffins, we're trapped!
[Poultra's water dish is released from under the stage]
[as the Yolkians release Poultra's water dish] Hey, look! Jimmy's wrong again. The nice Yolkians built us a swimming pool.
Hugh, that's Poultra's water dish!
Neutron, if there were ever a time to put that big, freak brain to work, it's now!
Libby
We're counting on you!
OK! OK! Think, think, think… [tries to think of Carl's sippy chicken and the burp-powered jetpack, but it was too late] I CAN'T DO IT! [crying] CINDY, YOU GOTTA HELP ME! I'M SORRY I WAS LEADER! I'LL NEVER GET US OUTTA HERE! [screams loudly] HELP!
[slaps Jimmy in the face] Get a grip, Neutron! We still have time to focus somehow… I think. First things first! Estevez, you come with me! We gotta distract Poultra together! Folfax, Wheezer, and Neutron! Keep that monster busy!
Libby
How could you misread your own readings?
Yeah, Neutron. I'll bet there are more rocks in your big head than there are in this stupid asteroid. What are we supposed to do now?
I don't know. We could spend years searching the rest of the belt. We'd just be wasting our time.
Hey, look on the bright side, guys. At least we still have our health. [bites his burrito hard; painfully] Ow! Carl, what did you put in this burrito?!
Nothing. Just some rice from the galley and some beans I found growing in the ground.
[Sheen reaches inside his mouth and pulls out a tooth]
Libby
I'll give you three seconds to get away from my ruby stash!
What are you talking about? I was just going to the little miner's rooms.
Libby
Like you had no idea these were here.
Hey, sweet hiding place. My rubies are over there by that strange rock formation. You made me tell! You want my rubies you jewel thief?!
Libby
Gem stealer!
Ruby madness! Ruby madness!
Will you stop shouting that?!
Libby
He tried to raid my ruby stash!
[scoffs] You told me your stash was by the rocket. You lied!
Libby
So what?! I happened to know you lied about your hiding place!
Libby
Crook!
LSLibby, Sheen, and Cindy
BE QUIET!
What's wrong with you guys?! You've been fighting ever since we got rid of those stupid bandits. Are we gonna let a few priceless gems turns us into savages?
Libby
You made smoothie come out our noses!
Sorry, ladies, but I needed test subjects for my new Quantum Replay 9000. Observe what happens when I press "rewind." [presses a button, rewinding the girls]
CLCindy & Libby
[disgusted] Ew!
And now "fast-forward." [fast-forwards the girls]
Notice how it only affects the objects you point at, thus preserving the integrity of the space-time continuum.
[rewinding and fast-forwarding the girls] Ooh! It makes everything all time-loopy.
Might I suggest the frame-by-frame function? [presses a button, fast-forwarding the girls in slow-motion]
Oh, I could do this for hours!
Libby
Mr. Neutron, please! You're giving us massive brain freeze!
[The angry townspeople show up at the Neutron house, carrying Hugh home as Judy opens the door, and they all complain to her about what he has done by using the Quantum Reply to annoy them]
Hi, Sugarbooger! [as the angry townspeople set him down] Remember how I promised I'd never be brought home by an angry mob again?
He disgusted all my customers, yeah!
Libby
He gave us brain freeze!
GGirl
He made me experience the miracle of birth again and again and again! [breaks down, sobbing]
Alright, everyone. I'll handle things from here. [closes the door]
Somebody give me a ride home now.
Now, Sugarbooger, I know it looks like I may have misused the power to control time and space for my own advantage, but on the positive side…
Mm-hmm. [grabs Hugh by the ear]
Ow! Honey, that's my ear. I use it to listen with. Ow!
[At Lindbergh Elementary School… Miss Fowl is holding a VHS tape box of Ken Burns' History of Mummies documentary which Carl screams in terror at the picture of a mummy]
Today, we will watch part one of Ken Burns' 97-hour documentary on the history of mummies.
Yawn. I'd rather chew off my own foot.
Libby
[whispering] No, I wanna check this out. My family tree goes back to Egypt. Mummies are cool.
[inserts the tape in the VCR] Butch, would you get the lights?
Sure thing, teach. [pulls out a slingshot and shatters the lights off]
[annoyed with hand in face] Thank you.
I don't wanna see videos of mummies. I wanna see real mummies!
Oh, I don't. They might rise from the dead and attack us!
[Miss Fowl presses a button on the remote, turning on the TV; As the documentary starts, she and all the other students (minus Jimmy and Cindy) immediately fall asleep]
NNarrator
"Dear Ahmadiyya, today I moved a one-ton boulder across the broiling desert sands. Then I had lunch. Then they cut my tongue out."
[gazes at a drawing of Egypt] What am I doing sitting here? I'm a science genius. [turns around to his friends] Who's up for a quick trip to Egypt?
What could be more boring than going with you to Egypt?
NNarrator
"Tonight, it is my turn to tell stories around the fire. This will be difficult without my tongue."
[makes up her mind] Let's roll.
[The kids all tip-toe quietly out of the classroom and into the hallway]
[quietly] I'll go home and get my hover car and meet you guys in back of the school. [runs off]
But, what if we get caught?
We're not gonna get caught.
Guys, we can't leave school! It's ditching, and it'll go on our permanent record!
Carl, how many times do I have to tell you? Your permanent record is just a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster or North Dakota.
[Jimmy then arrives in his hover car]
[as his friends climb in] All aboard for Egypt!
Libby
Did you guys know I'm related to Cleopatra?
No. Why don't you tell us a fact for the ten-millionth time?
I'm related to the guy that invented baseball.
Libby
What?
Oh, wait, did I say baseball? I meant spray-on-eyebrows.
This better not be like the time you took us to the center of the earth and all we found was a bunch of hot dirt.
Oh, come on, guys. This is going to be a great adventure. We're going to find the lost tomb of Queen Hazabataslapya.
[The gang arrives in Egypt and Jimmy searches everywhere for Queen Hazabataslapya's lost tomb, but it's nowhere to be found]
Jimmy, I've been saying, "Toot Van Halen" for 3 hours. Can I stop now?
Way to go, Neutron. You haven't found anything. I'd rather be in school.
[disappointed] I don't understand it. I can't seem to find the lost tomb.
Duh! That's why the call it the "lost tomb," not the, here-it-is tomb: "come inside and have a milkshake."
Oh, Swimmy loved milkshakes.
Libby
Let's go home. I need to apply some emergency skincare products.
And so ends another chapter of the boring and stupid adventures of Jimmy Neutron.
But, guys, we're here in an exotic, distant, foreign land. We might as well have some fun.
Fun? Yeah, right. Let's have a party in this beautiful spot.
Uh, Jimmy? Where's the bathroom? All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
What's the matter with Jimmy?
He's got desert fever! Curse you, cruel desert! You've taken another victim in your sandy clutches! We must put him out of his misery.
Let's have an Egyptian Beach Party!
Always be prepared for any eventuality.
All my life I wanted to go an authentic Egyptian Beach Party!
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