Carl quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Carl

Hey, Cousin Annabelle.

[screams] DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME! I HAVE SENSELESS PANIC ATTACK SYNDROME!

Carl

Uh, I'm allergic to wheat.

Oh, really? GO AWAY!

Sheen

What, you never heard of the Atomic Monkeys Special Forces Squad? Trained monkeys dedicated to fighting crime and pursuing justice whenever they are called upon?

No.

Cindy

Now, listen Neutron, you'd better…

Carl

[impersonating Mrs. Vortex's voice] Cynthia Vortex! Come over here and help your mother clean up Humphrey's extremely large poopy poo-poo.

Cindy

Oh, just make us big, Neutron!

Sheen

Hey, Jimmy, how long do you think we're gonna be small?

As long as it takes me to build another resizing ray. In the meantime, everyone in Retroville will just have to go on with their lives.

Carl

Hmm… I wonder what that will be like.

Cindy

Well, we can all thank our favorite boy genius for getting us into mortal danger - again!

Libby

At least we can say we had an exciting childhood.

Carl

[sees the ship] Hey, look, it's the old McSpanky's burger joint that we used to work at till you shot it at the sun, Jimmy.

They've turned it into a spaceship.

Sheen

[opens a fake treasure chest] It's okay, our worries are over! We're rich! [hugs it]

Carl

Hi, Mr. Alien Man, I am your conscience.

Hey, cool-- voices in my head.

Carl

Um, Zix-- he thinks you're a jerk. And you have stinky feet and you're ugly and I bet he's not even going to get you a birthday present.

No birthday present?

Zix

For the last time, Travoltron, I do not want a manly hug.

Oh, yeah? How about a knuckle sandwich, you no-present-giving casazich!

[watching "The Happy Show Show" at his house; narrating] It was the worst show I had ever seen. [turns off the TV; enters school the next day] The next day at school, the strangeness continued.

[surprising Jimmy as he walks next to them] Hi, Jimmy.

Sheen

Hi, Jimmy. You watched "The Happy Show Show?"

Yes, and it was the worst show ever! It was obnoxious, idiotic, silly, infantile, inane, vapid… Shall I go on?

Libby

You need to watch it again.

Again?! I could barely watch the first 30 seconds! I thought my TV would explode! I thought I might faint from the fumes of the show's supreme stinkiness!

Carl

You should give it another chance.

Guys, are you listening? I'm never going to watch that show again!

Betty

[flirtingly] Why don't you come over to my house and watch it with me?

[as the bell rings] Get inside, dirtbag! [pushes Jimmy in Evil Miss Fowl's classroom]

Take your seats, maggots. Evil Cindy and Evil Libby will now give a presentation on wedgies.

Thank you, ugly. Class, nothing hurts like a wedgie, and yet few people understand the proper technique.

May we have a volunteer, NICK?!

No! You can't! [Evil Butch forces him out of his seat and shoves him to the girls] I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

Assume the position!

Simply reach, grab, and give a forceful 90-degree tug. [pulls Evil Nick's underwear harder as he screams in pain]

Note the beads of pain-induced sweat.

Carl

[behind the tree] Don't look.

Sheen

I'm not! Hurry up!

Carl

I'm trying to!

Sheen

[slow-motion voice] Ha! You call that running!

Carl

[slowed voice] This race isn't over yet!

[slowed voice] Hope you like dirt, because you're about to eat my dust!

[flying around the hallway with a rocket board] Coming through, watch it! [his rocket board gets magnitized] Hey, what's wrong with my rocket board?! [screams as he's pulled by his enraged mother with the Electro-Magnet; shocked] Mom?!

Judy

[outraged] You are so grounded, mister!

Hugh

[pops out of a nearby trash can] She's right, Jimbo. I'm afraid your senseless reign of carnage is over.

Carl

Hi, Jimmy. You said to spread the word, so I told our parents.

Judy

You bring your teachers back, this instant!

I can't! They're programmed to be back in a week.

Mr. Estevez

Then, we will have to round these children up ourselves. Kids? Oh, kids!

Allow me, hon. [loudly] QUIET!!!

Judy

Children, please go to your classrooms. Until Miss Fowl and the others return, we parents will be filling in as substitute teachers.

[speechless] Substitute teachers?!

Good idea, Judy. The kids shouldn't miss one precious day of education.

Mom, Dad, you can't do this! It'll be totally embarrassing!

Hugh

Don't be silly, Jimbo. Your mother would never dream of embarrassing you.

What's wrong, Carl? Is my seven-layer soy mulch too tough? Let Mommy pre-chew it for you.

Carl

Mmm! [sees Jimmy and Sheen reacting with disgust] I mean, gross!

You boys enjoy!

I can't take it anymore! I actually wish we had our old teachers back!

Carl

Are you gonna finish your soy mulch?

Parents want to be substitute teachers, huh? Well, I say it's time to sink some subs.

Miss Fowl

Keep searching, everyone. We're looking for some type of shiny, blink-y, science-y gizmo.

Do they have restrooms in hyperspace?

I'm keeping any change I find!