Sheen quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Nick

Get out of my way, shine.

Sheen

SHEEN!

Nick

Shine! Now, move.

Sheen

Get ready, Jimmy! Robo-Fiend's going to get Ultra-Whipped!

Carl

Oh my favorite video game?" Oh no no it's too much pressure. "Ninja llamas in space?" Eh no. "Llama vs. Mega Dingo?" Eh… [gasps] Of course! "Llama palooza!" [sighs] Oh I love you most of all. [kisses the video game.]

Prepare to eat photons, cosmic avengers!

Argh! That's going to leave an ultra-bruise!

Sheen

ULTRALORD! NO!

Carl

Oh, yeah! I'm bad! I DEFEATED ULTRALORD! [Sadly] And yet, I feel empty inside. Maybe it's because this game doesn't have any llamas?

Sheen

It's all my fault! I'm a ba-a-a-ad battle buddy.

[as a video game monster drills Sheen in the ground] Sheen! [groans] Oh, now he's trapped in there. Oh well I'm sure he can't possibly lose twice on level 1.

Sheen

[inside the video game] Hey, look at me! [the title "Game Over" appears on the screen] I'm Head Growing Out of the Ground Man!

It's a good thing you came through with those llamas, Carl. You know, we... [finds out Carl just disappeared] Carl?

Sheen

Jimmy, [points at the screen] look!

Carl

Llama-palooza! Llama-palooza, yeah!

Sheen

We've gotta get him out right away!

Maybe we'll just let him stay there, 'til after lunch.

Sheen

Okay. Got any bologna?

Carl, are you okay? Speak to me!

Carl

Flying metal chicken.

Oh, no. He's delusional!

Sheen

Actually, Jimmy, I gotta go with Carl on this one. [points to a giant Yolkian chicken ship in the sky]

The Yolkians.

Carl

JIMMY PLUCKS A HAIR AND HOLDS IT UP TO THE DNA SCANNER NEXT TO THE CLUBHOUSE DOOR! [inhales] HIS COMPUTER'S NAME IS VOX!!! [scarfs down the sundae]

Sheen

I am deeply ashamed of you, Carl. And quit eating all the nuts!

Cindy

Thanks, boys. Let's do this again sometime.

Hugh

I remember my first sleepover. The games, the practical jokes, the crying for my mommy.

Judy

Hugh, that was our honeymoon.

Hugh

Yeah, I know.

Gentlemen, welcome to what I expect to be the greatest sleepover in history.

Sheen

Yeah! I baked galactic marshmallow balls from the Ultra Lord recipe book.

Carl

And I brought a video of Larry the Lovesick Llama.

You know, I think I have something you guys'll enjoy even more. Behold, the Slumbertron 9000, designed to throw the ultimate sleepover party. It provides the world's greatest made-to-order pizza, tells super scary stories, and supplies the perfect pillows for ultimate pillow fights!

Sheen

Turn it on! Turn it on! Pizza, pillows, scary stories!

Hey, hey, hey. Easy, Sheen. One thing at a time. This is the Slumbertron's maiden voyage. I suggest we begin with…the pillow fight.

I'm hungry. How about some pizza?

Carl

You read my stomach.

Sheen

I want pepperoni and garlic and onions and anchovies…

Carl

And peanut butter and clams and hot fudge. [Jimmy and Sheen look at him awkwardly over what he said] Don't knock it till you try it.

Okay, okay, one ultimate pizza coming up. Gentlemen, let the gorging begin!

[slowly sits up; spookily] I believe the time has come for scary stories.

Carl

Well, okay, but, um…not too scary, Jimmy, 'cause remember what happened [whispers] the last time when I got too scared?

Sheen

Hey, did you bring your rubber sleeping bag?

Carl

Yes.

Sheen

Then what's the problem? Make it scream-your-head-off scary.

One scream-your-head-off scary story coming up.

Carl

[getting scared] It's just a story, it's just a story, it's just a story.

Good evening. I am Dr. Dark, teller of terrible tales.

Sheen

Hold up. Do you mean terrible like lousy, or terrible like scary?

SCARY!

Sheen

[frightened] Got it.

Mission accomplished.

Sheen

If only it used its anchovies for good instead of evil.

Carl

I'm starving. Let's eat!

Fools! Haven't you ever heard of sequels?

[after a nightmare] Oh, it was only a nightmare. An anchovy, clam and peanut butter induced nightmare. [sees his parents running down the stairs until Hugh wakes up screaming]

Hugh

Whew! That was a doozy.

Carl

Bad dream! Bad dream! [sees Sheen getting attacked by Pizza Monster]

Sheen

[screams] Phew. I guess it was all just a dream. Hey Carl, I- [But Carl is nowhere to be seen. He picks up Pizza Monster in two hands, making the Pizza Monster terrified.]

Honey, what is it?

Oh, I had the most horrible dream. There were 3 terrible children, a tubby one, a maniac one and one with a giant head!

I told you, dear. There's no such thing as children, now go back to sleep.

I have to bring back the old Dad, and I've gotta do it fast!

Sheen

I smell a Brain Blast!

Carl

Oh, is that what that is? [snorts] I thought it might be the cheese ball I've been carrying around since I was 3. [He shows a rotten cheese ball.] I call him Cheesy.

Think, think, think…!

Brain Blast!

Sheen

Told ya. [Eats Carl's cheese ball]

Sheen

Mars has tiny moon! Ours is bigger.

Carl

Sheen, stop teasing the planets.

Take a look, everyone. We're the first humans to set foot on an asteroid.

Sheen

Wow, fascinating. Okay, I'm bored.

Libby

Aah! Our rubies!

These aren't real aster-rubies. They're fool's rubies.

Cindy

Fool's rubies?

They're spectral signature is almost identical to aster-rubies. The scanner mistook them for the real thing. Looks like we came all this way for nothing.

Sheen

Bummer. Can I keep playing with my shovel?