Ah, goodbye mild backache. [the world returns to normal and falls to the ground] Hello, blindingly, painful backache.
JJimmy
Yes! I undid the duplication process. Now my Earth will grow more solid as this one starts to fade.
EJEvil Jimmy
Yeah, well, don't get too proud of yourself, Sunshine. I still got a trick or two up my sleeve. [takes out the power chip, planning to break it]
JJimmy
Clone, no! If you break that chip, the whole planet will get sucked into the dark-matter dimension!
EJEvil Jimmy
And you'll be trapped with us! [breaks the chip into two pieces] Catch you on the flip side, wimpy dip!
[first lines; Jimmy, Carl and Sheen are running in slow-motion]
[slow-motion voice] Ha! You call that running!
[slowed voice] This race isn't over yet!
JJimmy
[slowed voice] Hope you like dirt, because you're about to eat my dust!
[Episode starts with the faculty of Lindbergh Elementary entering hyperspace in Principal Willoughby's car]
Heavens to Harvey Fierstein! This isn't the Pomona bypass.
CGCoach Grubber
Willoughby, you dink! I told you turn left at the Pants Outlet!
HHilgo
I'm frightened and nauseated. Where are we?
We're in hyperspace, where no teacher has gone before. [squawks] I've got a good idea who's responsible for this!
[Lindbergh Elementary School; the kids are all in Miss Fowl's classroom, cheering and whooping while Jimmy stands on Miss Fowl's desk]
JJimmy
Friends, students, kids, lend me your ears! You may have noticed that Miss Fowl isn't here this morning.
Shouldn't they have returned from the Learn-a-palooza conference by now?
JJimmy
Thanks to my new hyper-chip, none of our teachers will be back for an entire week.
JJimmy
[flying around the hallway with a rocket board] Coming through, watch it! [his rocket board gets magnitized] Hey, what's wrong with my rocket board?! [screams as he's pulled by his enraged mother with the Electro-Magnet; shocked] Mom?!
[outraged] You are so grounded, mister!
[pops out of a nearby trash can] She's right, Jimbo. I'm afraid your senseless reign of carnage is over.
Hi, Jimmy. You said to spread the word, so I told our parents.
You bring your teachers back, this instant!
JJimmy
I can't! They're programmed to be back in a week.
Then, we will have to round these children up ourselves. Kids? Oh, kids!
Allow me, hon. [loudly] QUIET!!!
[The students all stop partying and get their attention]
Children, please go to your classrooms. Until Miss Fowl and the others return, we parents will be filling in as substitute teachers.
[The students all groan and complain in dismay]
JJimmy
[speechless] Substitute teachers?!
Good idea, Judy. The kids shouldn't miss one precious day of education.
JJimmy
Mom, Dad, you can't do this! It'll be totally embarrassing!
Don't be silly, Jimbo. Your mother would never dream of embarrassing you.
What's wrong, Carl? Is my seven-layer soy mulch too tough? Let Mommy pre-chew it for you.
Mmm! [sees Jimmy and Sheen reacting with disgust] I mean, gross!
JJimmy
I can't take it anymore! I actually wish we had our old teachers back!
Are you gonna finish your soy mulch?
JJimmy
Parents want to be substitute teachers, huh? Well, I say it's time to sink some subs.
[Meanwhile, in hyperspace…]
Keep searching, everyone. We're looking for some type of shiny, blink-y, science-y gizmo.
Do they have restrooms in hyperspace?
CGCoach Grubber
I'm keeping any change I find!
[last lines]
JJimmy
It will never happen again in fact I've learned a valuable important lesson about the importance of our teaching professionals.
Your still getting 900 days detention!
HHilgo
And no soup on soup Tuesday!
CCoach
In fact drop and give me 40; maggot, RIGHT NOW!
JJimmy
[drops down on the ground, starting his 40 pushups as punishment; straining] But You're not... the boss... of me.
[sharply] Double time, Neutron!
JJimmy
Good evening. I'm Jimmy Neutron here now with the news. Tragedy struck Retroville today as local boy, Nick Dean, broke his leg for the 15th time this year. Nick is expected to make a full recovery and break his leg again soon after. Cindy?
Foreign exchange student, Bolbi Stroganovsky, officially entered the Miss Retroville beauty pageant today. Asked to explain his action, Mr. Stroganovsky replied… [imitating Bolbi] "Bolbi pretty. Bolbi win pageant-- good." [normally] Jimmy?
JJimmy
Butch Bukowski was today awarded the Bully of the Year award from the Juvenile Delinquent Society. In a tear-filled speech, Bukowski accepted the award, then used it to beat his host about the head, neck, and chest. And now, let's go to the always jolly Dr. Carl in the Weather Center.
Wow, the universe is so vast and intricate. I'm bored.
Hmm, Libs, keep an eye on Mars for me. It's been acting weird all night.
[sniffing] Is that… Eau d'Amino Acid? Girl, you brought us here so you could flirt with Jimmy.
Did not! I'm here because Jimmy values my scientific input.
Why don't those two just get a lab?
Hey, Neutron, have you checked out Mars?
JJimmy
Huh? Mars is old news. I'm spotting comets.
But it's been showing huge fluctuations in brightness. Definitely worth a good long look.
JJimmy
What's that bewitching scent?
You mean my perfume? I just splashed this on when I don't care what I smell like.
Is that who I think it is? How delicious! Hello, Neutron.
[to Cindy] It's that spoiled rich kid who has it in for Jimmy!
JJimmy
Eustace Strych. I thought you were grounded for life.
Yes, well, my daddy's will is easily manipulated. So, Jimmy, did you forget that I'd sworn everlasting vengeance against you?
JJimmy
Hmm, it sort of slipped my mind because I have a life, you loser!
Well, it's your fault! [points to Jimmy]
Oh, don't act dumb! At least Eustace treated me like an equal. You act like I don't even exist!
JJimmy
You are so clueless, Vortex! Of course I know you exist, that’s why I pretend to ignore you!
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · 473 quotes
