Ricky quotes from That '70s Show

Ricky

Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?

Eric

Well, I'm a real people person.

Hyde

I don't answer stupid questions.

Fez

I speak Dutch.

Kelso

My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.

Ricky

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Eric

Fatso Burger.

Fez

Covered in gold chains.

Kelso

Rock star. No, movie star. No. Yeah, rock star.

Hyde

Prison.

Ricky

May I help you, sir?

Red

Yeah. I wanna compliment you on one tasty, fried piece of shoe.

Ricky

Let me take care of this right now. Earl!

Red

Oh, no. Did you say Earl?

Ricky

Just one second.

[walk out of kitchen] Ricky, I'm glad you called me. I need to leave early for a - [sees Red] Oh. Hi, Red.

Ricky

You two know each other?

I used to work for Red. Then he fired me.

Ricky

Oh. Then he and I have something in common. You're fired!

What did I do?

Red

Hey, Bob. Job just opened up for you.