Big Rhonda quotes from That '70s Show

Fez

Hyde, allow me to introduce you to a special lady.

So we meet every week to pray and discuss Scripture. You in?

I used to date your dad. Isn't that a turn-on?

It's not like head cheerleader's always the most talented but in my case, it's true.

I have to date guys who aren't as good-looking as me, otherwise, I'd never date.

You gonna eat that?

I know you're really angry and emotionally crippled but that's okay, 'cause my boyfriend's in jail.

My turn-offs include people who are mean to puppies and people who smoke...or... don't smoke? Or smoke? Wait. Do you smoke?

Okay. So guess which leg's real.

I'm so glad I finally got to meet you, 'cause I've, like, always been afraid of you and I like to be scared.

Fez

So? What do you think?

Hyde

You know, I think, if I time this right I can nail every single one of these girls... tonight.

Fez

No, no, no, no, no. You're supposed to pick just one...to love, not nail. Love.

Hyde

Yeah. Right.

Jackie

Rhonda? How did you get in?

I used my key.

Jackie

Michael, why don't I got a key?

Kelso

Well, it's not because everyone doesn't want you to have one, that's for sure.

[hugs Fez] Oh, my God, Fez! A tornado? This changes everything. This could be our last night here on Earth!

Fez

Oh, no! I'm going to die a virgin!

Not if I can do something about it!

Fez

You can do what you want. There's a tornado coming!