[Everyone plays Truth or Dare against each other in pairs; Donna is with Eric, Kelso is with Fez, and Hyde is with Jackie, leaving Mitch by himself]
Okay, Kelso: Truth or dare.
Have you ever snuck into my bathroom while I was showering?
You have snuck in there! I was there and I saw you! ...I mean, dare.
Okay, Steven: Truth or dare? The truth will be whether or not you love me, and the dare will be... telling me that you love me!
MitchOkay, Mitch: Truth or dare? Um, I pick dare, Mitch. Okay, Mitch. I dare you to kiss Donna. [gasps at himself] Mitch! Naughty Mitch!
Mitch, you goofball. That’s not how that works. You have to be, like, "I dare you to kiss me."
Mitch
Okay.
[Mitch gets up and kisses Donna in front of Eric]
Look at him go! He's like a hummingbird!
[Kelso pretends to interrogate Eric]
Alright, Mr. Forman, if that is indeed your real name, what did you do on the day of yesterday?
You'll never get it out of me, copper. I'm no rat!
[Kelso takes Eric's X-Wing model and smashes it against the table]
Oh, just relax, Eric. I'm just doing good cop, bad cop. That was the bad cop, but he's gone now. See, now good cop is here to take care of you. Hey, how you doin', buddy? It's a real shame about what happened to your model. Why don't you tell me what you did yesterday?
I came home from the restaurant, and spent six hours building that model!
Mitch
Uh, excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt, but what about your encounter at the store with the girl who sells slurpees?
Mitch
Yeah, you remember. She asked why you never call her anymore. You were like...
Wait. Is that the girl from the movies?
Donna, I'm asking the question here. Was that the girl from the movies?
What happened to, "I barely know her?"
What happened to, "I barely know her?"
Why were you calling her, Eric?
Why were you calling her, Eric?
Kelso, will you shut up?!
Oh, yeah, it's getting hot in here, isn't it?!
[pushes Kelso's face away] Look, Donna maybe I kinda know her. Maybe we kinda went out a couple times when you were dating Kelso's brother.
Wait. You got other girls besides Donna to go out with you? What is this obsession with the underdog?
So the other day at the movies you lied to me?
Donna, I'm the senior officer here. So the other day at the movies you lied to me.
No! You know, I mean... it was the movies, you know. It's... it's all make-believe.
Okay, you know what? Don't bother coming over tonight. My sexual tension has been replaced with another familiar emotion: Anger at your scrawny ass!
Mitch
YES!
Well, good job, Michael. You solved one crime and prevented an even bigger one: Donna having sex with Eric.
[to Eric] You have the right to remain BUUURRRRRNNN!
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