[sobbing along with Dudley] We're never gonna get Tammy back!
[sobbing] I give anything to hear Tammy's voice one more time!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
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Free at last! Now to get my revenge on my goody two-shoes sister for putting me in prison. I'm coming for you, Kitty Katswell! [draws on her instead of Kitty] Whoops, I-I drew that on me, but it doesn't matter. I know what I meant.
My minds not blown.
[blasts Larry] It is now.
Oh, my gosh! We've been robbed!
We should call T.U.F.F.!
We are T.U.F.F.
Then we should call ourselves. Except we can't, our phones were stolen.
Oh, there's no crime. The government just cut our funding and took all our stuff. They even took my monitor cart and replaced it with this little red wagon and magnifying glass. Oh, they don't appreciate us anymore. Wow, it's hot in here!
Who cares what the government thinks? We're dedicated crime fighters, and no one can stop us from doing our job. [stutters] By the way, are they still paying us?
Yes, but with buttons and grated cheese.
See ya.
Keswick, don't go!
Let him go, Kitty. I want his buttons and cheese.
I'm not going anywhere.
You realize the importance of loyalty?
No, they turned off the power to the elevators. And there's no way I'm… [stutters] walking down 111 flights of stairs.
Well, at least the government didn't take our vending machine. I'm gonna get a candy bar. [tries sticking a button in the vending machine coin slot, but it doesn't go in] Great! This thing doesn't take buttons. What are all these weird foods in here?
To save money. They replaced all the good stuff with cheap generic snacks. Is anyone else hot?
"Onion Wrongs"? "Stale Mix"? "Grief Jerky"? [pounds vending machine] It's sad, cause there's nothing in the bag. [kicks vending machine] "Powdered Do-nots?" [eats but gags] Oh, "Do not" eat them. Okay, why couldn't this bag have been empty?
That's not real powdered sugar. Everything in that… [stutters] vending machine is made from Chemical 19. It's perfectly safe, as long as you're immune to radiation and your body has the ability to… [stutters] digest glass.
[T.U.F.F. headquarters; Tammy is in the elevator putting makeup on, the elevator doors open, revealing Keswick laying on a floating pink cloud with hearts in his eyes and staring dreamily at her]
Morning, Tammy! [Tammy screams] I've been on Cloud 9 since I met you. Cloud 9 is the name of the hovering platform I built to be closer to your face. [Tammy closes the elevator doors on his nose] Love hurts.
Let me guess, Tammy trouble?
Yeah. It just seems my wooing isn't working.
Well, maybe Kitty can (help) give you some girl advice. She's kind of a girl.
[flicks Dudley in the ear; annoyed] Thanks, Dudley. And you're kind of a secret agent. So, how exactly have you been wooing her, Keswick?
Well, let's see, I snuck into her house, then wrote "I love you" on her bathroom mirror in ketchup.
[Tammy screams in horror at the message on the bathroom mirror, believing it's written in blood]
Agent Puppy, this is a nightmare!
You're telling me. I really wanted that lemon cream donut.
I'm never gonna win Tammy over. [sighs in depression]
You just gotta keep trying, Keswick. I know women, and the one thing they love is being desperately pursued by a guy they're not interested in.
[Petropolis Hospital; Snaptrap and Bird Brain are recovering after being beaten by Tammy]
Well, this is humiliating.
You're telling me. Two respected thespians, such as ourselves, reduced to being beaten up by a girl?!
No, I was talking about my hospital gown. It doesn't close in the back.
We should give that Tammy a taste of her own medicine.
Sorry, I'm gonna need all my medicine. She really kicked my butt. Which as I mentioned, it's the only part of me this robe isn't covering.
Agent Puppy, what's all the commotion? You just interrupted a quiet day at the spa agency.
Chief, it's a spy agency.
Then who just gave me a deep tissue massage?
Henchman, this skate-bird is just what I need to exact my revenge on the Owl Force Academy. Those hoity-toity hooters rejected my application.
OOwl
Who?
The Owl Force. Come on! Your brother's the captain. Remember? I asked you to put in a good word for me.
Listen, Kitty. There's something I need to tell you.
You can tell me anything.
Really? You promise not to get mad?
[sniffs] Mmm-hmm.
I wasn't poisoned. I just didn't want you to be mad because I ate your cupcakes. Whoo! Okay. Yeah, feels good to get that off my chest.
[lividly] Dudley! HOW COULD YOU?! [roars in fury and tries to pulverize him]
You promised you wouldn't get mad! I feel like you're mad!
CCCaped Cod
Oh, that is better. I feel a deep sense of shame.
Thank you all for coming to this diabolical debriefing.
Whoa. No one said anything about taking our underpants off.
I'm trying to explain the plan. We're not taking off our briefs.
Oh, good. Cause that's where I'm keeping all the silverware I stole from Bird Brain.
Oh, remind me to never go to a dinner party at your house.
Quiet, you two! Behold, my de-good-i-fier! It sucks the good right out of people. If we use it on the T.U.F.F. agents, they'll turn evil, and they'll no longer stop us from committing crimes!
Oh, Bird Brain, that plan is genius.
I wish I could say the same about stuffing kitchen utensils under my briefs. There's a crab cracker in a very tendered spot.
Wait! The Rumble Bee?! That's my brother, the one who went to the Amazon without me! [groans] He must've been sprayed by those scientists and turned into a killer bee! THIS IS SO UNFAIR! [to Dudley and Kitty] The Rumble Bee doesn't need to be a killer bee. [to the viewers] He's already super bad! HE'S A MONSTER!
Forget about the snack pockets. Dudley shouldn't be playing with dangerous equipment. We're talking about a guy who eats crayons on a daily basis.
They make going to the bathroom colorful. Besides, all I did was create that frightening and mysterious hole in the air.
Oh, no! This is terrible. You got… [stutters] crayon on my lab coat!
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