Kitty, Dudley and others in “Unfinished Business”

Kitty

Oh, my gosh! We've been robbed!

Dudley

We should call T.U.F.F.!

Kitty

We are T.U.F.F.

Dudley

Then we should call ourselves. Except we can't, our phones were stolen.

Chief

Oh, there's no crime. The government just cut our funding and took all our stuff. They even took my monitor cart and replaced it with this little red wagon and magnifying glass. Oh, they don't appreciate us anymore. Wow, it's hot in here!

Who cares what the government thinks? We're dedicated crime fighters, and no one can stop us from doing our job. [stutters] By the way, are they still paying us?

Chief

Yes, but with buttons and grated cheese.

See ya.

Kitty

Keswick, don't go!

Dudley

Let him go, Kitty. I want his buttons and cheese.

I'm not going anywhere.

Chief

You realize the importance of loyalty?

No, they turned off the power to the elevators. And there's no way I'm… [stutters] walking down 111 flights of stairs.

Dudley

Well, at least the government didn't take our vending machine. I'm gonna get a candy bar. [tries sticking a button in the vending machine coin slot, but it doesn't go in] Great! This thing doesn't take buttons. What are all these weird foods in here?

Chief

To save money. They replaced all the good stuff with cheap generic snacks. Is anyone else hot?

Dudley

"Onion Wrongs"? "Stale Mix"? "Grief Jerky"? [pounds vending machine] It's sad, cause there's nothing in the bag. [kicks vending machine] "Powdered Do-nots?" [eats but gags] Oh, "Do not" eat them. Okay, why couldn't this bag have been empty?

That's not real powdered sugar. Everything in that… [stutters] vending machine is made from Chemical 19. It's perfectly safe, as long as you're immune to radiation and your body has the ability to… [stutters] digest glass.