T.U.F.F. Puppy · 225 quotes[Petropolis convention center; Bird Brain and co. arrive in the Whirly Bird helicopter]
[laughs] Here we are at the First Annual Blue-Bottomed Booby Convention! I hope we can get a seat. It's going to be packed! [the convention center is completely empty as they enter] Or not. I thought there'd be blue-bottomed boobies everywhere!
Who?
Boobies!
Where?
Here, at the convention! Oh, Zippy, I'm so disappointed. And not just because my henchmen are idiots. It appears that I'm the only blue-bottomed booby, in existence!
Look on the bright side, boss, you can be the first in line at the buffet. [Bird Brain looks over to the buffet and see that Owl and Bat are already there] Or third.
Save me some lox, Owl.
Who?
Me!
Where?
[jumps] At the buffet table! What I wouldn't give for a taser right now.
You know, boss, there is another advantage to being the only blue-bottomed booby.
[holding phone and taser magazine] Keep talking. I'm on hold with the taser store.
If you're the only booby, then you're an endangered species.
Not as endangered as those two if my credit cards approved.
No, boss, I mean you're protected. You can be as evil as you want and no one can do a thing to stop you.
Wait a minute. Hold the phone!
Are you getting an idea?
No, I want you to hold the phone. [hands cellphone to Zippy, she falls to the ground under its weight] This is wonderful! I'm above the law! I love being the only booby!
[appears] Greetings, fellow booby! [inexplicably finds himself tied to a rocket by Bird Brain]
Hello, and goodbye! After a brief scare, I'm once again the only blue-bottomed booby! Now, to hatch my most diabolical plan ever… right after I hit the buffet table and build my own sundae.
