T.U.F.F. Puppy · 225 quotes
[in Kitty's body after using Keswick's Brain Switcher to switch his brain with hers] (Yes!) It worked! Now as far as anyone knows, I'm Kitty. And that's just me asleep on the floor again. Now to make a date with Jack. [calls Jack's number; badly imitating Kitty] Hi, Jack. It's Kitty. I got your message.
Kitty, what's wrong with your voice?
Uh, I have a fur ball in my throat, because I'm a cat, and not a dog with my brain inside a cat's body. [laughs nervously] Wanna meet for lunch?
Love to. Meet me at 12:00 at our Our Old Hangout.
Uh… I don't remember where that is, and not because I'm just pretending to be Kitty and don't know you that well. [laughs nervously again]
Actually, we've never been there before. "Our Old Hangout" is the name of a new restaurant on main street. I'll see you there.
Beware Jack Rabbit. There's a new Kitty in town, and her name is Dumpley Puppy! [falls to the floor] Aah! I twisted my ankle! [Later shows up at Our Old Hangout restaurant where Jack is waiting] Hi, Jackie-poo! [accidentally trips on him while having trouble walking in Kitty's boots] Sorry, I'm late. I had to put on my lady face. [giggles]
Kitty, It's good to see you. I thought about you a lot while I was in the slammer.
Well, you deserved to be in jail. [slaps Jack in the face]
[points to his convertible car outside] Actually, The slammer is my high powered European sports car. It's an XJ-5 Convertible.
Yeah? Well, your fancy car doesn't impress me. I only came here to tell you, I want nothing to do with you! Oh, and to do this! [splashes a glass of water in Jack's face] And this! [squirts ketchup in his face] And maybe this too! [pushes a stick of butter on his forehead] And don't bother wiping your face, 'cause I never want to see it again!
