Larry quotes from T.U.F.F. Puppy

Grilled panini with warm gravy, boss?

Snaptrap

Thanks, Ollie. It smells delightful. Do me a favor. Go toss Larry in the wood chipper we stole from the lumberjack wedding.

Chameleon

Looks like we're back in the wedding fashion business.

Don't be a dope, Chameleon. We've already stolen more stuff than we have room for. Right, Snaptrap?

Snaptrap

We'll have more room once you're in the bark bucket.

We're in, Snaptrap! Time to get a new set of wheels.

Snaptrap

Yeah, and as long as we're here, we might as well steal a whole car. But which one? The minivan has a DVD player and plenty of legroom for hostages. But the electric car is good for the stupid environment. And the engine's quiet, so our victims won't hear us coming.

Francisco

Eh, boss, you better make a decision fast. T.U.F.F. is probably on the way.

Snaptrap

Back off, Francisco! I'm having trouble deciding. Let's see. Bucket seats, moonroof, or should we all just go out for breakfast pasta? [Ollie splashes Snaptrap] Thanks, Ollie. The cold water cleared my head. I'm going with the minivan, and breakfast pasta.

Dudley

Freeze, Snaptrap!

Snaptrap

I already did. The water was ice cold.

Well, there is one good thing about your indecisiveness, boss. Because you couldn't decide what to steal, we didn't have to spend that much time in prison.

Snaptrap

[accidentally pushes Ollie into the shark tank] Oh, stop trying to make me feel better. [sharks are biting Ollie] Let's face it. My inability to make choices is gonna ruin my criminal career. Or is it? I can't decide. I'm just gonna watch TV in my bone-bag chair.

Don't you mean beanbag chair?

Snaptrap

That's ridiculous. Who puts beans in a chair? [sits on a cushion of bones]

Snaptrap

This menu is huge! I'll never decide what to get with my breakfast pasta.

I like blackened catfish.

Snaptrap

And I like blackened Larry. [blasts Larry]

Snaptrap

These are delicious. Francisco, pass me more syrup.

Francisco

My name isn't really Francisco. It's Francesca. My mom wanted a girl. [realizes what he said] Wait, what am I saying?

Aw, that's okay, Francesca. I'm not really British. [in a French accent] I just faked the accent to sound smarter.

Snaptrap

Something weird is happening. Suddenly I have the urge to tell Larry that I don't actually hate him. I'm only hard on him because I think he has the most potential to be evil.

And I have the urge to admit I've been putting black widows in your gym bag. [realizes what he said; freaking out] What's gotten into us?!

Dudley

I just gave you truth syrup, and I didn't have to tell you because I can lie again. Keswick gave us the antidote-- Key Lie Pie!

Great plan, boss. Dressing up like Bigfoot so you can scare people out of their houses was a stroke of genius!

Snaptrap

Oh, that wasn't my plan. I was just trying on this cheesy costume for the D.O.O.M. costume party, and I must be allergic to it. Anywho, my glands swelled up like balloons, and now I can't get this stupid thing off.

Then what were you doing in Wolf Spitzer's house?

Snaptrap

Looking for an antihistamine. Then everyone ran out screaming, so I did what I always do, I took all their stuff.

So once again, you had no plan at all.

My minds not blown.

Snaptrap

[blasts Larry] It is now.