A character in Survivor Series
John Layfield
SSSurvivor Series · 203 quotesIn 4 of the 203 quotes from Survivor Series
Most scenes with: Michael Cole (3), JBL (3), Jerry Lawler (2)
[After Roman Reigns won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in the tournament finals, only for Sheamus to cash-in Money in the Bank and become champion]
Roman Reigns finally reached the summit, and he got Brogue Kicked right off of it!
[on Brodus Clay's entrance] A funky start to the Survivor Series.
"Funky"'s a kind word. This is what happens when you cross a plesiosaur with Adele. This is the offspring.
What are you talking about?
A plesiosaur, from the Cretaceous period.
No, I mean Adele's a singer, not a dancer.
Okay, Kirstie Alley.
Boston, Massachusetts, the home of the Boston Tea Party, where, at one time, a group of patriots banded together to spark a revolution. But looking around at this motley crew assembled here tonight, I can clearly see that there are no revolutionaries amongst us. But if the Boston Tea Party were held today, none of you would know it, because you don't pay attention. None of you would know anything about Paul Revere or Nathan Hale because you're too busy doing other things, stupid things like twerking.
Twerking?
[Zeb demonstrates, but almost throws out his back to the laughter of the commentators and the crowd]
Oh, he threw his back out.
Oh, you think that's funny? You're doing stupid things like talking on your cell phones or Tweeting to some idiot halfway across the country, or cheering some foreign guy by the name of David Ortiz! Disgusting! You should be cheering real Americans like Jack Swagger...
Enough, enough, Zeb! None of these people here paid to listen to you talk!
I did.
You paid?
And none of these people wanna see you twerk.
I do.
Oh, my God!
What?!
It's Sting!
What?!
Stinger's here!
A six-time WCW Champion, a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion!
But what the hell is he doing here?
The Icon! The Franchise!
The man who has never stepped foot inside WWE's arena before!
What a hell of an impact he's made the first time he did!
But why is Stinger here?!
None of his business, I'll tell ya!
This is incredible! [Sting comes to the ring and attacks Scott Armstrong] Down goes Armstrong!
[Sting enters the ring and stares down Triple H for two minutes, amidst the chants of "Holy Shit!", "Sting!" and "This is awesome." Triple H attacks, but Sting evades, then kicks him in the gut.]
Look at this! Sting!
Triple H with the first shot, but he missed!
[Sting hits the Scorpion Death Drop on Triple H.]
Stinger strikes! [Sting pulls Rollins off of Ziggler onto his back, then pulls Ziggler on top of him, and walks out] And he pulls Ziggler into the cover of Seth Rollins.
[seeing the original referee make the count] Hey guys...
Here's the cover.
No! [The referee hits three] NO!
Team Cena wins!
Whoo-hoo!
Here is your winner: Dolph Ziggler, and Team Cena!
Oh, happy day!
The Authority is gone!
What has Sting done? And why?
Ladies and gentlemen, the most incredible moment in Survivor Series history! The Authority is out of power! Dolph Ziggler is the lone survivor, and the iconic Sting returns with a Death Drop to Triple H!
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