Vince McMahon quotes from Survivor Series

[on Sable] I think she's the most beautiful woman in the WWF.

Oh, you think so?

Yeah, I am... don't I have a right to my own opinion?

Listen, I've had a bikini spread in Raw Magazine, and so has she, and I blew her away and everybody knows it. And I can do it again.

You did what?! You did what?!

Just give me the chance. Give me the page of Raw Magazine, and I can show you that I can blow her away!

Whoa, what a display of fireworks for the Wildman and Sable, ladies and gentlemen. And the fireworks just ready to begin here in the tag team elimination matchup. The Wildman is something else. Talk about a risk taker, JR.

You know, she'd better watch out with those pyrotechnics. I heard about those things that she's implanted are flammable.

And you would know a lot about that, right?

Excuse me?! I am 100% natural all the way down to the roots of my hair.

And as well as pure and innocent, you made that point earlier on.

You and Dolly Parton are all natural.

Oh, please, you're just jealous.

The chants of this crowd really getting to The King; he does not like to hear that "Burger King" chant

Well, you would like to hear some chant of, "Vince, take off the toupee"?

Here is your winner: Rocky Maivia!

Oh my God, I feel like my name should be Adrian!

What a way to make your debut, with a big show in the Big Apple at the Survivor Series!

What a dream come true for this first third-generation WWF superstar! And how proud is Rocky Johnson and his mom? How proud are Mom and Dad sitting in Florida, watching this on pay-per-view, JR.

They've gotta be loving this, Grandma watching in Hawaii, and I'm sure the High Chief is looking on with a big smile on his face.

Well you know, I'm proud of him too, and I haven't even gotten a chance to seduce him yet.

The Hitman Bret Hart has met his match, JR.

Oh, absolutely. You know what, I'll tell you something. I don't know... Austin... I don't know what they're going to... what are you going to do to beat this man. [Austin slaps the Million Dollar Dream onto Bret] Wait a minute, there's the Million Dollar Dream.

Yes, sleeper applied on Bret Hart. Let's see what the Hitman can do. [Bret kicks off of the top rope, toppling onto Austin. Referee Tim White counts to three] Unbelievable!

Here is your winner: Bret "Hitman" Hart!

[over Howard's announcement] Austin wouldn't let go of the hold! Austin didn't let go of the Million Dollar Dream, and it cost him the victory! Bret Hart countered Austin's own maneuver!

You wanna talk about someone who knows all the ropes. Well the Hitman, Bret Hart just taught Steve Austin a move and some of the ropes, the likes of which he's never ever seen before.

Vince, I'm gonna put you on the hot seat now—who's gonna win?

I don't know.