Sunny quotes from Survivor Series

Here comes the bizarre one with Marlena.

No, it's Marlena, followed by Goldust. Get it straight, big guy. Any self-respecting woman lets her man follow her.

You don't smoke though, do you?

Oh God, no. I'm allergic, asthmatic...absolutely horrible. I'm as innocent and pure as I look.

Wow...

Well, anyway, so much for truth in broadcasting.

[as Hunter Hearst-Helmsley enters] Wait a minute, something's wrong here. It doesn't look right, he's missing something there. What's going on? Wait, wait, wait, there's no girl, there's no woman.

He's more than perfect, too.

Wow. Wins the gold, loses the chick? What's the deal with that?

I think he's focused.

That's one word for it; stupid's another.

Why would he want to have a woman with him at ringside anyway? What purpose would it serve in this matchup?

Wait a minute, who are you asking here, Jim Ross?

Well, you're the only woman sitting here...

Listen, I make a living out of being at ringside with men and telling them what to do and...hey, if I feel like it, I'll tell you what to do too. So why don't you just sit there, Chubby, and be quiet.

Okay, thank you very much.

[to Vince, putting up her dukes] You're gonna have to hold me back. I've had it. I've had it with him already, it's been, like, two minutes.

It's only begun, let's get along, all right? JR, don't be, you know...

Well, I'll try to... I'll lower my standards so I'll get on her level, no problem.

[on Sable] I think she's the most beautiful woman in the WWF.

Oh, you think so?

Yeah, I am... don't I have a right to my own opinion?

Listen, I've had a bikini spread in Raw Magazine, and so has she, and I blew her away and everybody knows it. And I can do it again.

You did what?! You did what?!

Just give me the chance. Give me the page of Raw Magazine, and I can show you that I can blow her away!

Whoa, what a display of fireworks for the Wildman and Sable, ladies and gentlemen. And the fireworks just ready to begin here in the tag team elimination matchup. The Wildman is something else. Talk about a risk taker, JR.

You know, she'd better watch out with those pyrotechnics. I heard about those things that she's implanted are flammable.

And you would know a lot about that, right?

Excuse me?! I am 100% natural all the way down to the roots of my hair.

And as well as pure and innocent, you made that point earlier on.

You and Dolly Parton are all natural.

Oh, please, you're just jealous.

The chants of this crowd really getting to The King; he does not like to hear that "Burger King" chant

Well, you would like to hear some chant of, "Vince, take off the toupee"?

[on Rocky Maivia] Look at this, he's a newcomer and they're already chanting his name. The entire building, 20,000 people.

It won't be the last time!

Here is your winner: Rocky Maivia!

Oh my God, I feel like my name should be Adrian!

What a way to make your debut, with a big show in the Big Apple at the Survivor Series!

What a dream come true for this first third-generation WWF superstar! And how proud is Rocky Johnson and his mom? How proud are Mom and Dad sitting in Florida, watching this on pay-per-view, JR.

They've gotta be loving this, Grandma watching in Hawaii, and I'm sure the High Chief is looking on with a big smile on his face.

Well you know, I'm proud of him too, and I haven't even gotten a chance to seduce him yet.