On Paige's 22nd birthday, she becomes a 2-time Divas Champion!
JJerry
Guys, we've had two matches and two title changes here tonight.
What an incredible performance by Paige, and what a counter, guys, of AJ's Black Widow submission maneuver.
What an incredible SummerSlam so far! Happy birthday, Paige!
[Paige sits a barely conscious AJ up and hugs her, gives her a kiss, and shoves her back down. She skips around the ring]
JJerry
Look at...look at this.
Paige does have affection, she does love AJ.
JJerry
Come on, this is... As you said, Michael, that's a little creepy.
[As Jon Stewart runs into the Cena-Rollins match with a chair, between the two]
What is Jon Stewart doing?
JLJerry "The King" Lawler
Jon Stewart?
He told Cena in the pre-show, "if you need any help, I'm there."
Well, remember Stewart's had major issues with Rollins on his old Daily Show.
JJerry
Jon, don't do this. You cannot do this.
Jon Stewart has no business being in there, none. It's a World Championship match, get him out of there!
JJerry
I can't believe this.
Cena has no idea what's going on, he can't even see. [Jon rams Cena in the stomach with the chair] Oh, come on! What the hell did he do that for?!
[Jon throws the chair at Seth's feet and scurries out of the ring. Seth hits the Pedigree on Cena]
JJerry
Jon Stewart, what have you done?!
Pedigree on the chair! A Pedigree on the chair! [Rollins tosses the chair out and covers Cena] Rollins is gonna win the US Title! You gotta be kidding me!
What did Jon Stewart do that for?!
[Chad Patton counts to three]
Rollins has made history thanks to Jon Stewart!
LGLilian Garcia
Ladies and gentlemen, your United States and WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Seth Rollins!
The hell did we just see?!
JJerry
The host of SummerSlam just helped Seth Rollins win!
Seth Rollins, the first man to hold the United States Title and the WWE World Title, but what did we just see?
Jon Stewart has gone from Daily Show host to SummerSlam criminal here tonight.
Maybe SummerSlam hero; depends on your perspective, Michael.
JJerry
Oh, come on, that wasn't right and you know it, John.