[As Jon Stewart runs into the Cena-Rollins match with a chair, between the two]
What is Jon Stewart doing?
Jon Stewart?
He told Cena in the pre-show, "if you need any help, I'm there."
Well, remember Stewart's had major issues with Rollins on his old Daily Show.
Jon, don't do this. You cannot do this.
Jon Stewart has no business being in there, none. It's a World Championship match, get him out of there!
I can't believe this.
Cena has no idea what's going on, he can't even see. [Jon rams Cena in the stomach with the chair] Oh, come on! What the hell did he do that for?!
[Jon throws the chair at Seth's feet and scurries out of the ring. Seth hits the Pedigree on Cena]
Jon Stewart, what have you done?!
Pedigree on the chair! A Pedigree on the chair! [Rollins tosses the chair out and covers Cena] Rollins is gonna win the US Title! You gotta be kidding me!
What did Jon Stewart do that for?!
Not like this!
[Chad Patton counts to three]
Why would he do that?!
Rollins has made history thanks to Jon Stewart!
Ladies and gentlemen, your United States and WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Seth Rollins!
The hell did we just see?!
The host of SummerSlam just helped Seth Rollins win!
Seth Rollins, the first man to hold the United States Title and the WWE World Title, but what did we just see?
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