Stargate SG-1 · Season 8, Episode 7
“Affinity” · Season 8, Episode 7
In this episode: Daniel Jackson (4), Teal'c (3), Jack O'Neill (2), Samantha Carter (1)
[Teal'c has just prevented three hooligans from beating someone they just rear-ended in a traffic accident caused by the thug]
This is unlawful behavior.
Who the hell are you?
Collision procedure dictates that you exchange insurance information and if necessary notify the police.
What?!
[The thug attacks Teal'c, who then proceeds to single-handedly defeat all three assailants]
I believe it will now be necessary to notify the police.
[admiring Teal'c's apartment] Wow! I like what you're doing with the place. Sort of…Jaffa chic with an East African flare.
How's the fern? [Teal'c gestures to a very sad, withered fern on a shelf] I don't suppose you've tried talking to it, have you?
[Looking concerned] I have not.
[ranting to Daniel and Teal'c] They make you afraid of being alone but at the same time tell you not to settle for anything less than the perfect romantic ideal, like that actually exists anywhere in the real world. Either way, you can't win.
[to Sam, innocently] How's things?
Good. We were talking about Teal'c's friend, right?
I thought we were.
On Chulak, a dispute between a man and a woman that cannot be resolved necessitates a pledge break. It must be requested by one and granted by the other.
And if that doesn't work?
A weapon is required.
[to Carter] I never thought I'd hear myself utter these words: I need that report.
[to Carter] You haven't tried to confuse me with any scientific babble for the last couple of days and that's a red flag to me.
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