Stargate SG-1 · Season 7
[pointing to the Ancient device] Is that that thing that made that guy do that thing?
Yeah, it's okay, it's off now.
Good. That's good.
Yeah, at least we think it's off. It's not glowing anymore so…
Glowing thing really gives it away, so if it's not glowing anymore it shouldn't be on anymore.
[to Daniel] Do you want to hold it?
Nope. [moves away]
(laughs) That's crazy!
[Alone on Prometheus, Carter is hallucinating that the rest of SG-1 is with her.]
Were you this annoying when you were ascended?
I dunno, depends on who you ask. I thought I had a certain je ne sais quoi. Timing was so-so.
Hey! Have I told you my latest theory yet? It's really cool. Lose something?
Did you see a…
Little girl?
Yeah.
No.
You are like a brother to me, O'Neill.
You're like, what, 140?
A younger brother, perhaps. But that is not my point.
All right Carter, come on, on your feet let's go.
I was wondering when you were going to show up.
You just gonna sit there?
Too tired sir.
Samantha, I'm a figment of your imagination. You're gonna call me Sir?
Old habit. Sorry.
So, you gonna save yourself or what?
I've tried.
Just giving up then?
I just don't know what else to do right now.
You'll think of something.
Came to give me a pep talk?
That's what friends are for.
Friends...
Hey. This is you talking here. Might as well be honest.
What if I quit the Air Force? Would that change anything or is it just an excuse?
I would never ask you to give up your career.
Because you don't feel anything for me?
Carter...
I'd let you go right now if I knew.
That easy?
I didn't say it would be easy.
Then what's stopping you if you really wanna know?
I'm trying.
Maybe it's not me that's the problem here. Let's face it, I'm not that complex.
Me?
Sam. I'm a safe bet.
As long as I'm thinking about you, setting my sights on what I think is unobtainable, there's no chance of being hurt by someone else.
Jacob was right. You deserve more. I will always be there for you, no matter what. Believe me.
So what now?
Go save your ass.
One last thing... [Sam imagines them kissing.] Never mind.
Hey.
Jack?
[Shocked] Excuse me?
Sorry, Sir.
Yes, well, a massive concussion will tend to disorient one.
How long was I out there?
It's all relative Carter, that whole time space continuum thing.
Sir...
Four days.
Could have sworn it was weeks.
Teal'c and Daniel say 'Hi'. They're planning a little bit of a shindig for when you're up and around. There's talk of cake.
[Smiles] Cake?
My idea!
Can't wait.
Need anything? Magazine? Yo yo?
I'm fine.
Yes you are.
Thank you Sir.
For what?
... Nothing.
Think nothing of it. I've got plenty of that.
[The leaders of Langara have been negotiating with the SGC for a planet to evacuate to]
You folks are done.
I don't understand.
Well, you see, we actually like the Medronans. They're nice people. And we've decided there's no way we'd subject them to the likes of you. [smiles innocently] Deal's off. You're toast.
[regarding the SGC] Miss it?
Yeah, I do.
Well, judging from what you have to deal with back on Kelowna, I'm not surprised. I think I'd take life-threatening danger over one of those council meetings any day of the week.
Daniel, their planet's going to explode!
Jack.
The whole damn planet!
[To the leaders of Langara] That's what you get for dickin' around.
I feel compelled to warn you, most of the guys I've dated recently have died.
[Elevator doors open to reveal Col. O'Neill]
Colonel!
Carter.
Coffee (Yawns)
[Maj. Carter begins humming the show's theme music as she and Col. O'Neill ride an elevator.]
Humming?
I am?
You are.
Sorry.
What's his name?
Now, why would you…
Humming.
Pete.
Pete.
Pete Shanahan, he's a cop.
Speeding again, are we?
From Denver, he's a friend of my brother's.
Set up.
Pathetic, I know.
No, it's great.
Really?
Isn't it?
Well, it's not serious.
And yet...it is...hum-worthy.
Sir...
Carter, it's none of my business, I'm just happy you're happy about something other than...quarks. [Pauses] Not bad with the quarks, huh?
Oh, excellent.
[pause]
Bit uncomfortable, isn't it?
Yeah, a bit.
Good luck.
Thank you, sir.
Knowing your past experiences, Daniel Jackson, I do not know how you have slept well before now.
Thank you, Teal'c. This conversation has been disturbing on many levels.
You're suggesting that Osiris is here on Earth manipulating Dr. Jackson's dreams?
We think it's possible, sir.
Kinky.
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