Stargate SG-1 · Season 3, Episode 3
“Fair Game” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (5), Daniel Jackson (5), Samantha Carter (2), Teal'c (1), George Hammond (1)
Teal'c, I would like you to act as liaison to the Goa'uld. Dr. Jackson—
[interrupting] Gen. Hammond.
Is there a problem?
I mean no disrespect. But I have given my allegiance to you, to the SGC and to the people of this world, freely. I will, however, not see to the petty needs of these Goa'ulds.
[to Hammond] I'll... see to the petty needs of the Goa'uld, sir.
Uh, the second Goa'uld representative we're expecting is Yu.
Me?
"Yu" is the name of the Goa'uld.
Sorry.
What just happened?
Apparently we said hello, insulted each other, and broke for recess.
Daniel typed up a formal letter—in Goa'uld—and I signed it. That boy can really grovel if he has to.
We believe you, Teal'c, but I just don't think anyone else is going to.
Certainly not those lying, scheming, no-good-for-nothing, slimy, overdressed stylemongers--
Sir! I'd like to try something.
[Carter leaves]
I wasn't finished.
[holding a trans-phase eradication rod on Nirrti] You ever seen one of these things work? 'Cause there's nothing more I would like to do right now than demonstrate.
[The System Lords are leaving through the Stargate]:
(in a Mad Scientist voice) We will not attack your world, but if you continue to use your stargate, be warned... Anyone who is caught by one of the System Lords will be shown no mercy. They will suffer greatly...
Well that certainly makes life more interesting.
[After the System Lords leave]
[About Nirrti betraying the other System Lords] Boy, is she gonna get it.
[Plainly] My heart bleeds.
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