Stargate SG-1 · Season 2
[Teal'c has just given Ally, a young girl, a very powerful Super Soaker water gun. She immediately uses it to squirt Teal'c, and then runs off]
Guess we shouldn't have loaded it.
[pulling out an even bigger Super Soaker] How else would she defend herself? [squirts Daniel, then takes off after Ally]
[wringing the water out of his shirt] Yes. How else.
Don't sweat it. [meaning "don't worry about it"]
[covered in perspiration] I cannot prevent it.
Carter, there are bugs on that planet. Big, huge, ugly honkin' bugs!'
You know, in some galaxies this is called "loitering."
We're here to seek the Tok'ra.
Assuming, of course, you are the Tok'ra.
And if we're not?
Well, I guess we all start shooting. There's blood, death, hard feelings… it'd suck.
Chelnak!
Direct translation: Very cool!
[Jacob is about to die and Hammond and Carter are considering having him become a host to Selmak, which would save his life]
Well, believe it or not, we need your help, Dad.
What? The Pentagon wants me to deliver a message to God when I get up there?
Not exactly.
Well, I don't plan to see the other guy.
They were holding you prisoner, Colonel. Still are holding SG-3 and the rest of your team.
Only temporarily Sir. And they thought it was to protect us as much as them.
...Yeah, I didn't buy that one myself, Sir.
(in a Normal Voice) Apparently, I'm the oldest and wisest among us.
Oh, geez.
It is as I suspected! They intend to deceive our friend, Tonane! It is time to show these Earthlings the power of the Spirits!
Brace yourselves. SG-11 is boppin' around, wavin' their arms, makin' our people disappear.
Jack?
Daniel?
Are you you?
Yeah. You?
What?
Never mind.
Don't shoot! Just let them tend to Xe'ls.
How do I know you're the real Daniel?
…Because.
[shrugs shoulders] …yeah, okay.
Tekaya, destroy this place!
Wait! You promised to listen.
What they don't know won't hurt them. Isn't that what your leaders said? Their word means nothing!
As would mine! I gave my word to this one [indicates Jackson] so we could save you.
Very well. I am listening but nothing might sway me from punishing you.
For what? Showing Tonane who you really are? You've been posing as their gods for crying out loud.
Is that truly what you believe we do? When we drove away the Goa'uld a hundred years ago, we posed as their Spirits to guide and protect them without interferring. And now...
You have disrupted the harmony between us. In time, they will learn to fear us, take the key, and forge weapons against us.
No. Tonane's people are from this world. Even now they value the natural world above technology.
Trust them. You shouldn't be posing as their gods.
That still doesn't erase the second transgression.
Fine. I give you my word. We will not try to mine the metal.
Even if we could take your word, your superiors will not be swayed by your oath.
Then don't take my word for it. Shut down your Stargate. That way, no one can come to your world unless you allow it.
(Looking at Xe'ls) Star travel is useless to us. Let's shut down the gate. Our friend Tonane is wise, as is our friend Jack.
And so he is.
We came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece.
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