We came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece.
“Touchstone” · Season 2, Episode 14
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (5), George Hammond (2), Samantha Carter (1), Teal'c (1), Harry Maybourne (1)
Case of the left hand not knowing what the right foot is doing, sir?
GHGen. Hammond
Colonel, I need some documents hand delivered to the Groom Lake Facility.
Are these documents sensitive enough to warrant a three-man team with a Jaffa escort, sir?
GHGen. Hammond
Absolutely.
This where you're keepin' the little green men?
A5Area 51 officer
There are no alien life forms at Area 51.
[to Teal'c] Present company excluded, of course.
Teal'c! It's good to see you well.
In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.
Well, isn't that...interesting.
Now, if we can't track the Touchstone, there may still be a way to track the second Gate on Earth.
Oh, sure! Let's just put out an APB for a huge honkin' two-story metal ring with 39 little pictures all nicely engraved on it.
GHGen. Hammond
We're transporting our people across the galaxy...to find something we lost in our own back yard! Incredible!
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