Whoa, whoa, whoa, man! Bullets bounce!
S9 E1Avalon Part 1
A general is only as good as the people he commands.
Who said that?
I just did.
[O'Neill looks at Landry doubtfully]
I mean, Douglas MacArthur may have said something similar.
Well. Don't you all have me surrounded.
Welcome to the SGC. I'm General Landry.
Vala. Vala Mal Doran. Thank you so much for the lovely greeting party. We all had a wonderful time searching each other, didn't we, boys?
You ever heard of the Go'auld Nut?
As in... cashew? Pea-...? [off Vala's look] Oh, you mean the Egyptian sky goddess.
Yes.
No, never heard of her.
These were her ceremonial marriage bracelets. She would affix them to herself and her husband of the moment.
"Of the moment".
Yes, she had many. One of the few admirable traits about her.
S9 E2Avalon Part 2
Room full of gold and jewels, and Dr. Daniel Jackson finds the one book.
[to Landry] I mean, isn't that why we're doing this, all of this? The Stargate program, the budget? Isn't it so we can go out and meet new races? Gather advanced technology? Possibly learn about ourselves in the process?
Oh, come on. You do it to meet women.
[also to Landry] She has a point, sir.
So any one of us can take the pony ride?
Yeah, and I figured that was going to be me. I mean, I did miss the Daedalus for this, so...
You're going to dine out on that for a while?
Yeah, yeah, like you wouldn't believe.
[regarding the book]
It says here the Alterans named their new home Avalon and built many Astria Porta.
Stargates?
Yes.
I thought the Ancients built the Stargates.
Well, it stands to reason that they didn't always call themselves the Ancients.
[The villagers are about to burn Vala to death]
What the hell did you say?!
I think at first it's what I didn't say. You see, apparently there's a blessing you're supposed to recite over the leaves before you drink, which nobody warned me about. Then I think it's what I did say. I was trying to politely explain what was going on and then his wife started screaming and accusing me of being overcome. At which point I believe I suggested she might want to think about procreation... with herself.
[Vala has just been revived after being burned to death, and is crying in Daniel's arms]
I've got tingles all over. And don't flatter yourself, I'm pretty sure it's not you.
S9 E3Origin
If the Ori are so powerful, why do they need people to spy for them?
The Ori need nothing from us.
[quoting] "It is we who must seek the truth of the universe in order to achieve enlightenment."
[Vala gives Daniel a funny look]
[shrugs] Been down this road before.
I'm sorry to interrupt, but um…if you brought us here to try and convert us, it is fair to tell you that we are really not in the market for new gods.
[The Ori have possessed the Doci to communicate with Daniel]
OPOri-possessed Doci
We are Ori.
[visibly horrified] And you instruct these people to worship you?
OPOri-possessed Doci
We are their creators. All who follow the path will join us in enlightenment.
Do you know who the Alterans are?
OPOri-possessed Doci
Those who abandoned the path are evil!
Evil? Why?
OPOri-possessed Doci
They shielded you.
Really. I didn't really think they did much of anything for us, but I guess I was wrong.
Origin will guide you on this path, and those who revere its wisdom shall be uplifted. I have come to spread the word to the unbelievers who have been... sheltered, and raised by evil.
[whispering to General Landry] You have no idea how much he sounds like my grandma.
"And a man has no greater thing under the sun than to eat, drink and be merry." Ecclesiastes, my favorite. [Pause to show the Prior sizing up Mitchell.] My grandma was a bit of a Bible-thumper. Weekends at grandma's meant long, long Sundays at St. Hilda's Church of the Grand Epiphany. Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell. How ya doin?
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