TV show quotes
I always seem to be saying goodbye to you.
Yeah, I noticed that. Why don't you stick around for a while?
I can't, really.
You just did.
Special occasion.
Christmas?
No.
Groundhog Day?
[trying not to smile] Nooo.
I've got my journey, you got yours?
Something like that, yeah.
If I'm catchin' the next plane of existence outta here, you gotta give me somethin'.
It's your journey. No one but you can choose what you become or the path you take. All I can promise you is it will be an amazing journey. Once you release your burden.
Daniel, so help me, if you start talkin' like Oma…
I'm not talking like Oma Desala.
Sounds like Oma to me.
No, no, no…see, Oma Desala would say something like…uh, uh, if you know the candle is fire then the meal was cooked a long time ago or something like that.
Why?
To open your mind.
Though a candle burns in my house…there's nobody home.
Well, according to their commander, the Kelownan government wants to reestablish trade relations with Earth.
I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.
I have nothing against them defending themselves but…how do we know they'll stop there?
You sound like Dr. Jackson.
[sarcastically] We spent some time together.
They'll be back, Felger. Can't you see they're just having fun with you?
What are you talking about? There's something going on out there.
Oh, please, huh? They're just tired of your butt-snorkeling.
Bite me, Coombs! At least my heroes exist. If this was a Trek convention you'd be all dressed up like a Klingon.
Vulcan, Felger. Vulcan. And I don't know how you can call yourself a scientist and not worship at the altar of Roddenberry!
[mockingly] Oooh, how we gonna get outta this one, Captain? Oh, I don't know, something to do with a tachyon emitter?
What would Col. O'Neill do if he were here now?
You want me to shoot you?
How come you're not smiling?
Should I be?
Well, it is your first time being captured by a Goa'uld.
Carter, be honest. The résumé gag…?
[There is a long pause]
It needs work, O'Neill.
Okay, you studied Goa'uld mothership blueprints?
Information is an SG-Team's greatest ally.
You know what an SG-Team's greatest ally is?! An SG-Team!
What about "never leave a man behind"?
[furious] What about "we allowed ourselves to be captured"? On purpose?
[contrite] Oh.
You what?
We're on a mission, you nit!
Don't you get it Simon, Jaffa do not kill each other for fun.
They don't?
OK, I don't know that for sure.
You are not going to die, Coombs.
Oh, come on, Felger! We might as well be wearing red shirts!
No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!
All that's missing now is some Jaffa chasing us.
[A Jaffa patrol is nearing their position]
Okay, that was not my fault!
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