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Martin Lloyd quotes from Stargate SG-1

Played by Willie Garson · 21 quotes · page 2 of 2

Martin Lloyd

Played by Willie Garson

Stargate SG-1 · 1,358 quotes

In 21 of the 1,358 quotes from Stargate SG-1
Most scenes with: Jack O'Neill (8), Daniel Jackson (4), Samantha Carter (4)

Scenes with Martin Lloyd 18

[After the Star Trek sequence.]

Dr. Jackson

Hang on.

Martin Lloyd

What?

Dr. Jackson

One, that's Star Trek and two, it's ridiculous.

Martin Lloyd

What's wrong with it?

Lt. Col. Carter

"The singularity is about to explode?"

Martin Lloyd

Yes.

Lt. Col. Carter

Everything about the statement is wrong.

Dr. Jackson

And how exactly is weapons at maximum going to help the situation?

Martin Lloyd

The audience isn't going to know, but they love weapons at maximum.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

Never underestimate your audience. They're usually sensitive, intelligent people, who will respond positively to quality entertainment.

Teal'c

I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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TTTeenage Teal'c

Yo! Wonderbread! You got that address figured out?

TDTeenage Daniel

Chill T! I'm like, translating as fast as I can!

TVTeenage Vala

I am so sick of being treated as an object to be worshiped! I am a real person with real feelings!

TDTeenage Daniel

You know, I don't think Mitchell likes me anymore...

TVTeenage Vala

I'm pregnant.

[Cut to SG-1 in the conference room.]

Lt. Col. Carter

Uh-uh.

Dr. Jackson

No.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

[incredulous look] Nope.

Teal'c

[sullen silence]

Martin Lloyd

I need a latte...

S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Vala

Okay, how 'bout this: We're in a cloaked cargoship on a simple 3 hour reconnaissance mission...

Martin Lloyd

Gilligan's Island, right?

Vala

You got that from 3 hour reconnaissance mission?

Martin Lloyd

Here's a advice: if you're gonna rip something off, pick something a bit more obscure.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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[The crew suggested to replace the actors with puppets.]

Martin Lloyd

[sarcastically] Yeaaah...that will work...a whole movie made with puppets...

Lt. Col. Mitchell

I was just sayi...

Martin Lloyd

Maybe we can have Puppet O'Neill jump over a puppet shark on a one-third scale motorcycle!

Vala

I don't get it.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Martin Lloyd

I'm talking about ...a twist; something nobody's expecting!

GOGen. O'Neill

[walks in the door] You mean something like this?

Vala

Wow, I don't think anybody will see that coming.

Dr. Jackson

Nope, there'll be spoilers.

Lt. Col. Carter

Are you kidding? It'll be in the commercial.

[Carter was correct; the scene in which O'Neill appears was part of the commercial for "200"]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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[Teal'c pitches a story to Martin Lloyd]

AAnnouncer (Isaac Hayes)

When it comes to fighting crime, there's only one man keepin' the street safe, while keepin' it real.

[Teal'c, dressed in a trenchcoat and fedora, pitches a guy through a glass door. He steps through the broken door, looks down at the unconscious guy and strokes the brim of his hat]

Teal'c

In-deed.

AAnnouncer

Teal'c PI, coming this fall.

[Cut to a shot of Martin Lloyd, looking patronizing]

Martin Lloyd

I love it...

[Shot of Teal'c looking pleased]

Martin Lloyd

...I'm just not sure the studio will...uh...

[Shot of Teal'c looking vaguely threatening, leaning toward Martin]

Martin Lloyd

Whoops, there's my phone... [he puts his phone to his ear] ...go for Marty... [he scurries off]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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